Nothing to add, really, but I would appreciate a copy of this letter so I can make my own three-part form. 
Robin
You forgot
___StripperGram
!
[QUOTE=Sengkelat
…is a hardship, I get through it by thinking of how much I love
__ the guy who gives me my pedicure.[/QUOTE]
This made me laugh, and for that I thank you.
D’OH! My humble apologies for the horrible form in my last post.
My excuses are:
X I’m blonde
X My hands are cold, so typing is a bit challenging
X I’ve only had one cup of coffee thus far
X I’m still laughing about “the guy who gives me my pedicure” comment
I’ve been meaning to add this for a while …
f) Mooned me.
Today our unit has plans to:
____ Attack a terrorist stronghold
____ Storm the castle
____ Win Hearts and Minds
____ Blow the hell out of something
____ Stage a Performance of “HMS Pinafore”
____ Dig a latrine
____ I would tell you, but then I’d have to kill you
I have nothing to add, but this reminds me of a letter my husband sent me back when we were dating. We lived several hours apart, so we’d mail each other letters (this was pre-Internet). He once sent me a form letter with checked boxes similar to the one the OP was doing. The intent was to imply that he had his secretary fill in the form for his various girlfriends. Stuff like “I miss your __blue _X_brown __green __gray eyes.” He even misspelled my last name wrong on the address line. I still have that letter in my drawer, and it’s one of my fondest memories from our dating days.
DeadlyAccurate, who just celebrated her 10th year anniversary.
“Everything old is new again.”
Great War “Field Service Postcard,” called the “Whizbang” by the troops.
Emailed. Does anyone else want a copy? Its in Excel.
I’d love a copy of that, too, sperfur – please just put SDMB in the subject line so I don’t delete it accidentally!
You guys really know how to bring the funny!
I to would like a copy, but as the above poster said, put SDMB in subject so I won’t delete it.
__Spam
__Killin’ things
__K-Rations
__Scorpions
__The glow of a burning, uncapped oil well fire
__Pulling down statues of Saddam
__Cheap Persian rugs
__Guns
__Night Vision equipment <evil grin>
Sorry for the double post, but i’d also like to see the final results
you can e-mail me at;
MacTechG4@buggeroffspammersmac.com
(remove the section in asterisks, obviously)
As I sit here, I think about the first time
[li]We met[/li][li]You let me get to third base[/li][li]My first blowjob by you[/li][li]You nagged me to take out the garbage[/li] I won at Fantasy Football
I just received a _ promotion _ a medal _ a social disease
I’ll take a copy. Same as the others, put SDMB in the subject box.
Thanks…
While I’m gone, on those lonely nights feel free to pleasure yourself with:
___Your Hand
___The special present I gave you
___Our neighbor Joe
___Our neighbor Mary
___The dog
I’d like a copy too, pweeze.
I miss you terribly because
___ I love you
___ The depths of your eyes haunt my dreams
___ You stick peacock feathers up my butt and spread Vicks Vap-o-rub on my testicles while describing imaginary sexual encounters with the cat
___ You fart less than my tentmate.
How are the kids doing with
___ Their homework
___ Their probation hearings
___ Their attempts to escape from the cells in the basement
___ Finding out that we are actually brother and sister
Please mail me
___ Some good old-fashioned home-baked cookies
___ Nude photos of yourself
___ Nude photos of your mother
___ The mailman’s liver
Regards,
___ Shodan
___ The voices in your head
___ Your imaginary playmate returned from childhood
___ The IRS