Funny IRC Quotes

The top 50 funniest IRC quotes from

My favorite:

<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn’t be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn’t touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

Ye Gads. Just don’t click on the “Bottom 50” link. :eek:


That first one is GREAT!

What’s scary is that I didn’t find that entirely outlandish.

<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother’s window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> “i want to suck on your clit”
<ohm> FUCK
Probably not true, but hilarious anyway

<madthink> what does putting sugar in someones gas tank do
<maff> I heard when you start the engine cinnamon rolls come out
<maff> with frosting and everything
<madthink> i need to get revenge in the worst way
<maff> cinnamon rolls arent really revenge

I wonder what ages these people are.