Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Twids.
Four skin divers.
I couldn’t concentrate.
Invisible man: “Damn, my ass is killing me.”
“Go halfway with me on this - buy a ticket.”
“Because someone just stole my watch.”
Fee fie foe fum, look out parakeet here I come.
But lady, you don’t understand. If you stroke it a few times it becomes a suitcase.
" The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference."
Elie Wiesel
Winner SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy (No Mom, I have no idea why they think that)
then the old woman replied to the vice cop… “I may be old and toothless, but I can still suck them and squeeze all the juice out.”
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Turn her over, Daddy! I’d rather have puppies!
The charge was transporting gulls across stately lions for immortal porpoises.
It looks like a penis, only smaller.
Okay, this one’s really, really bad:
Pedophile? That’s an awfully big word for a ten year old.
That’s the first time I ever saw carp to carp walleting!
Oh no! I left my harp im Sam Frog’s disco.
It’s not how you pick your nose, it’s where you put the boogers
“Well, a pig that brave…you can’t eat 'im all at once!”
We struck down evil with the mighty sword of “teamwork” and the hammer of “not bickering.”
“So the chicken lights up a cigarette and says, ‘I guess we settled that question!’”
Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, we’ve been eating Gam-er-aaaa…
“No, they’re all in the truck, and one of them is blowin’ the horn.”
“Oh, good, did he leave that $200 he owed me?”
“What phoney dog poo?”
“I didn’t say she was crazy - I said she was fuckin’ Goofy.”