Funny things protesters say

On my way into work today I heard two gems on NPR:

“I can’t sleep thinking about all these senseless women and children getting killed!”

My personal favorite comes from someone in San Francisco:
“Why are they arresting us? I’m obeying my first amendment right to civil disobedience!”

Anyone else have any to share?

Our local paper used this quote from a pro-war person: “It’s an eye for an eye,” said [this person]. “They had no consideration for our people so why should we have consideration for them? I hate to kill innocent people but they didn’t take our innocent people into consideration either.”

Huh? Who is she referring to? I have a suspicion she’s one of those dunderheads who think that Saddam was the mastermind for 9/11.

On CNN today I saw someone at a protest in San Francisco bearing a sign that quite clearly said, “WAR IS BAD” and nothing else.

I feel certain this bit of ironclad logic will convert many people to her side.