FYI... cunnilingus

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*Originally posted by Waverly *
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Well, thank god nobody sees oral sex as a battleground:rolleyes:

:wink:

While I do love to wrap my arms around underneath her thighs, it’s not so that I can hinder her movements. It’s so I can hold her hands while I make love to her. The entire experience is gratifing to me, the slow licks down her thighs and back up, the soft biting of the taut muscles along her inner thigh, just off of her labia. The featherlight kisses and licks that bring me slowly to her. Suckling her swollen folds into my mouth, one at a time. The entire timeless experience.

Locking her down with my arms never occurred to me- why would I want to limit her movements. As she becomes more aroused, she…well, I truly believe that most people become detached. It is as though she folds back into herself at some point, becoming more primal and less layered. She moves to her own rhythms, I am there to pleasure her and bring her over the edge, but holding her back from thrusting her hips upwards against my face doesn’t work for me. I have to move with her, making sure I don’t lose contact or rhythm at a critical moment.

Yes, taking breaks and moving around is so very vital it seems. I personally adore taking a moment when she’s not too close, and kissing my way back UP to her breasts, wetting them with the fluids that cover my face, kissing her mouth softly, then moving slowly back down to where I was.

To me, it is the single most intimate thing I can do with a lover, and the act that gives me greatest pleasure. It’s the journey, not the destination…

I can’t believe I just wrote all of this. :slight_smile:

Cartooniverse

ewww yuck… if your GFs secretions are milky white, she is in serious need of a package of Monistat 7. Trust me on this one, I know from personal experience (well, personal secondhand direct experience).

IMHO, if your face looks like a glazed donut, it’s a good thing!

andygirl, are you under the impression that all lesbians practice oral sex? Cause I know it’s not so.

Lucky for me, Im a surfer so I have nice lung capacity.

Also, guys, don’t forget that your chances of getting some yourself are better if you do the lady first. So practice the alphabet.

Presenting now the winners of the Cunning Linguists contest.

Second Runner up is **Max Torque **
Minor points taken off for brievity, major points given on technique.

First Runner up is ** Cartoonuniverse **
Just let me know if you ever need to take a journey but need a traveling companion.

The Winner bughunter
Words fail me, I’m afraid it would take a personal interaction to fully convey what I’m feeling at this point in time. [sub]pant,drool,pant, drool[/sub]

So just let me say

Whooo baby, how you guys doin? :smiley:

I think you’re reading me wrong…locking your arm around her leg in the way I described locks the two of you together. It doesn’t keep her from moving, it just ensures that, when her hips do start bucking, you go right along for the ride, and you stay where you’re supposed to be. Believe me, there’s no force on earth that’ll keep a woman still in the throes of orgasm…

I see that The Mermaid’s given us rankings…does this improve my standing at all?

Where in the world did you get that impression? <blink blink>

And I love it when you claim to be an authority on lesbians, you straight male you. :wink:

When I do the suffocation thing, it’s in good fun. Just a personal preference, like I said.

May I just say that it is way too early in the day to be gasping for breath?

[sub][sup]Note to self: Do NOT open threads titled “FYI… cunnilingus” before noon.[/sup][/sub]

No, but love is a battlefield. . .
Tripler
Heartache to heartache we stand. . .

Zoiks. I’m not sure if I’m more impressed or worried that the girth of little Waverly wouldn’t measure up to this near-fisting.

I’ve always found that one, added after things have already gotten rolling, elicits a very positive response. I save the second, and final, as a coup de gras for when the critical moment approaches, always making sure to move them in and slowly and gently. [combative simile for the benefit of Cartooniverse ;)]

Hey! Get the notebook out, ChasE is a self proclaimed expert in YET ANOTHER arena. Women’s secretions vary in color, odor, amount and taste regardless of their health.

And while we’re at it, Chas, have you ever seen a glazed donut? GLAZE is clear, only becoming white white when it puddles.

You may think you are the Albert Einstein of cunnilingus, but it’s obvious you know jack shit about donuts.

jarbaby

I never saw a glazed donut that wasn’t milky white. And I never saw a milky white discharge that wasn’t a medical problem. YMMV.

Ahem. Glaze is clear. Frosting is white. Glazed donuts are those ones that look like plain donuts but shiny, you know? That shiny stuff is called “glaze”.

Oh, and I don’t think *my *milky white discharge is a medical problem. YMMV.

  • Rob

Glaze, in the laarge vats before it is poured over the donuts, is milky white. However, once it’s poured over the donuts, it’s clear.

So looking like a glazed donut is indeed a good thing. :smiley:

Well, actually, I’ve never seen a glazed donut that wasn’t golden brown (plain) or rich, dark brown (chocolate) and that’s because glaze is clear.

Secondly, how much milky white discharge have you seen that WAS a problem? One woman? Or, you know, a representative population that would allow you to make a diagnosis on all discharges?

jarbaby

I will agree with your conditions as stated, and the analogous human condition of being coated with clear fluid, but I think you’ve got some cheapo donuts there.

and let’s get back to the OP.

From where I sit it looks like Chas E must have done said something terrible wrong to make our jarbabyj respond to him in such a manner. I can’t imaging how anyone could care about a donut that much. But Chas let me make it easy on you, just make nice with all the fine ladies on this board, especially jbabyj, spare us any further comments regarding your first(second?)hand(face?) experience with discharges of the abnormal kind and comparisons to fried food stuffs and their toppings. I want to make one succent comment and I believe most ladies here would be agreement with me on this.

GLAZED DONUT FACE IS A GOOD THING!

I’ll take a dozen please. . . . . . . .

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*Originally posted by The Mermaid *
I want to make one succinct comment

Grrrr

For christsake I too was a short order cook at a place that made donuts. Glaze in the thickness put on donuts is clear, though it has enough opaqueness to appear white in sufficient quantities. Nevertheless, if you enjoy your partners company, you will not be squeamish of a bit of bodily fluid.

[Homer]Mmmmm… donuts…[/Homer]