Look, I know they have a whole in the middle, but fucking donuts…?
Gack! hole in the middle…
“I’ll take ‘things with holes’ for $200, Alex.”
This whole Internet thing is REALLY working out for me !! 
And additionally, am I really the ONLY one who now understands the hidden meaning behind the brand name Krispy Kreme???
You do know that it’s called “glazed” because it is made to look like glass, right?
Glass is shiny and clear, unless it’s been frosted, in which case it’s milky-white… …like a frosted doughnut.
As for female bodily fluids, opacity not going to slow me down a bit, as long everything smells divine… …and it usually does.
OK, I am gonna go cry now.
Still kinda new on the boards but now I’m starting to get it!
Keep it up and soon you’ll be gettin’ it regular…
HEY! Don’t blaim ME, I TRIED to have sex with you!!! But would you let me? NOOOOoooooooo…
Yeah, I bet you wish you had my tounge NOW dontcha! YEPPERS!
Hey, 'nuff about donuts, guys. I want my cunnilingus!
This whole thread is making me hot…especially Cartooniverse and bug hunter. Damn, guys! 
Here is another tip. I learned this one from a former boyfriend.
If your girlfriend is sort of uptight or having a hard time being into it (maybe she’s self-conscious, or has had a previously bad experience with cunnilingus thanks to a doof partner)… try this. Go very slowly, and tell her frequently and convinceingly to relax. When you feel her tense up, tell her again to relax. And tell her it’s okay not to have to perform, or to moan to make you continue. Let her just lie there and relax and get into what you’re doing and accept that it’s a good thing.
My GF’s big problem is that she just WON’T relax no matter what I do or say. She’s afraid of the big O, because she’s a squirter. I tell her to let loose, that’s why I’m doing it, for HER big O. She still loves it, but only up to a point… a point just short of the goal.
Did anyone else catch this great typo?
Suggestion for all the men reading this thread. Take notes from bughunter, Max, and Cartoon. Read the notes daily. Study them. Read them again. Dream about them. Memorize them. LIVE THEM!
Thank you.
Oh, and JMHO - do NOT do the stupid alphabet thing.
I just wanted to mention that, yes, SPOOFE, the most disgusting poster on the SDMB, has been following this thread.
I just haven’t posted anything 'cuz I don’t know anything about cunnilingus. Or any other type of lingus, for that matter. But y’all sure are doing a good job of Fighting my Ignorance… hoo-yeah…
I agree that whole alphabet thing can be a little contrived but if I’m feeling playful I really really like it when he spells out my goddess name which is QRSBTRQSOPQRSTTTIIIVVVBBBNMXOPSQQQQQQJEMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOO, of course
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digital penetration ??? This sounds too much like cybersex to me
I dunno, I could go for some Dunkin’ right now…
Why do you guys insist on bringing up My Favorite Sport while I’m away from the Boards?
And just let me note that I think it’s a beautiful example of serendipity that this thread is right next to a thread titled “can you curl your tongue?”
Because that’s my favorite technique.
Curl my tongue up, wrapping it around her clitoris, then wrap my mouth around the whole area and simultaneously suck in and out while moving my tongue back and forth along her clitoris. Oh, and this is where Max Torque’s suggestion really… er, comes into play: wrapping an arm under her thigh and bringing your hand to rest on her pubic mound allows you to (very gently!) pull back the hood of her clitoris, leaving it fully exposed. All the better to let your tongue stroke that sensitive tip directly…
Of course, the sucking, curled tongue also gets good repsonse when applied to the labia.
And since, as Max T. said, you still have one hand free, this is a good time to mention a tip regarding digital penetration: Keep your nails trimmed and buffed, guys! Should be self-explanatory.
Dear God, it’s going to be a long Monday…
Just a note here: I hate the eyeball look. I’ve already told my husband (while watching movies) never, ever to stare at me from down there. The sight of two eyeballs on me (just eyeballs and forehead) sets me into fits of laughter. Very weird, I know, but true. (reminds me of the little “Kilroy was here” thingie we used to draw in school)
Also andygirl, you’re not the only one into the “suffication” type cunnilingus. Someone I’m close to LOVES that too.
Zette