I am not taking the Lord’s name in Vain, I am merely Heaving a suggesting towords him. A 6’, 200lb suggestion!!!
I come home from school, to see, that not my mother is not waiting patiently for me. I walk in the door, and sense it is wrong, to ask aloud, where my mother’s gone. I run to down the hall, and My dad’s fucking asleep. I ask where my mother is, and he replies grumpily and all, “I don’t know”. I say, OK, and pop “3 kings into the VCR”.
about, 30 minutes later, who is to call, but my mother, and she sounds like she’s about to ball! I ask her what’s wrong, and why she’s not at home, and she says, “I’m sorry hon, but I got home and your father started yelling at me, and swearing, and I was scared for my life. he punched the refrigerator withall of his might. I’ve never sworn in front of my mother, but I said, “that God-Damned Cock-sucking MOTHERFUCKR!!!” she said, I’m sorry dear, that yo uare so upset, but please of please boy, do not fret.” I told her that I’m gonna kick his ass". I then asked her the whole story, and she said that she cam home, and the above happened. I was wondering if my father was an alcoholi for a while not, and tonight I am confirmed of my beliefs.
I WAS SO PISSED, and still am, my hands are shaking, and my palms feel like clams. I was SOO Pissed, that I ripped a TV GUIDE in half. (binding to paper) and then a Reader’s digest, from end-end. I then found all of his beer. Brought it outside, Shook the cans up one by one, and threw them at trees. I broke every single one of them.
I went back inside, and and thought what the Hell, better make some shrine of alcohol. so I took the TVGUIDE and the Reader’s Digest too, and set them on the counter-top, with a cute little note, that says
“The work of Adam Brown in anger, for being deceited, cheated, and wronged”.
I took the now-empty beer case, set it on the counter-top with a 20 dollar bill on top, and a note too, that read
“Dad, Here is $20 for the pants”(my father bought me 2 par of pants the other day)", and the Devil (Alcohol. It is out, scattered, frozen, and smashed in the woods where it can no longer harm anyone.
DO NOT BUY ALCOHOL WITH THIS 20 DOLLARS!
sorry, had to vent.
thank you for reading, if you read this last post, put a smiley face before your post. (I need to get cheered up, and all.)