G-Rated Jokes

[Sal_Ammoniac]

@BobLibDem

What’s a pirate’s favorite fast food joint?

It’s not Long John Silver?

[FlyingRamenMonster]

@Dark Side of the Floyd

Made this one up myself. What’s a pirate’s favorite video game?

DD-ARR!

I told this to my friend; she couldn’t breathe because she was laughing so hard. I think it’s the lameness of the joke that really carries it.

Why aren’t kids allowed to watch pirate movies?

They’re ARR-rated!

[BobLibDem]

@Dark Side of the Floyd

Made this one up myself. What’s a pirate’s favorite video game?

DD-ARR!

I told this to my friend; she couldn’t breathe because she was laughing so hard. I think it’s the lameness of the joke that really carries it.

Could someone explain this to me? I don’t know that video game.

[VunderBob]

@BobLibDem

Could someone explain this to me? I don’t know that video game.

DDR - Dance Dance Revolution. Involves jumping around on a lighted board to music…

[BobLibDem]

@VunderBob

DDR - Dance Dance Revolution. Involves jumping around on a lighted board to music…

Thanks. Never would have guessed that in a million years.

[Amaranta]

What kind of bees make milk?

Boo-bees!

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I’m dressing