(*** NSFW ***)Eh, could have been worse…
Not at all, in fact if you read post 91 you will see that I realized that I was being a bit rude myself, and that we came to an understanding that met each other’s needs. 
So we’re cleaning the house for an engagement party. Downstairs is a pigsty, (I’d rather clean 5 urinals than clean that bathroom again) and Lil 11 yr. old brother* is one of the worst offender.
And he follows me around giving me advice! He never shuts up! HEY FUCKER, I AM CLEANING UP YOUR MESS! It’s bad enough when you’re doing some sort of manual work and people just talk to you, but when you’re cleaning up their shit and they’re giving you advice? Fuck you!
He gives me advice on everything. How to make coffee, how to cook… etc etc, I work in a restaurant fucker and you are 11 yrs old! Don’t give me fucking advice.
*He’s my finacee’s brother, not mine.
You could have probably shut him really quickly by offering to let him make coffee for you, and make you whatever food item he said he could make. “You can make coffee?! Great, could you go make me some then?” He’d probaly have become very interested in playing a video game and staying away from you if you’d been somewhat insistant on the matter. “I’d really love some coffee, can’t you make me some?” 
Tee hee! How to be evil to kids. I love it!
Yeah. Eleven-year-olds are great at knowing everything. Not so good at doing everything they know about. Which is sometimes a good thing, though.
Sorry guys, I’m gonna have to ask for this one to be closed- not because of what you were talking about, but because someone might bring something up about one of my posts.
Mods, please close this.
Closed.