I’ve had goat’s brains. They were not bad…until I learned what I was eating. Blech.
What is your favorite non-sexual part of the body? I mean, no genitalia or secondary sex characteristics.
Answer: my own body? my hands. Madame Pepperwinkle’s? Her eyes (which in her case do classify as a secondary sex characteristic.)
Ask: If you were a type of bird what type would you be?
Answer: A bald eagle. A majestic, keen-eyed bird, and a symbol of America: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-w0gj_h0snxQ/UC0qM3OiRpI/AAAAAAAADsc/xr-qMD0KCvU/s1600/ESA_Bald_Eagle_Portrait.jpg
Ask: If you could be any kind of sea critter, what would you be?
Answer: Any type? Godzilla. But two hours after eating Tokyo, I’d be hungry again.
Ask: Have you ever been mistaken for someone else?
Answer: Yes, there’s a guy in my building who sorta kinda looks like me. We’ve discussed it, and we agree that we don’t look all that much alike.
Ask: What famous person have you met?
Answer: Robert Kennedy, Elton John, Vincent Price, Roddy McDowall, Walter Koenig, and I’ve met and impersonated Dr. Demento
Ask: What’s your favorite flower?
Answer: Roses, although tulips and violets are nice, too.
Ask: Will you see the new Star Trek Into Darkness within the first week of release?
Answer: With Madame Pepperwinkle still recovering from surgery, no. I’ll see it on cable or when it comes to DVD.
Ask: How many great loves have you had in your lifetime?
Answer: none; I am still young. 
Ask: what’s the worst thing you have done as a result of extreme anger?
Answer: Swore at a good friend.
Ask: Are you listening to the radio right now?
Answer: Nope, I can’t get good reception at work. I’ve got an MP3 player.
Ask: Do you plan to see, or have you seen Iron Man 3 yet?
Answer: Yes, I saw it last Saturday. I liked it a lot, but suspect my 9 year old son would be bored with much of it.
Question: What “album” have you owned in the most different formats (vinyl, 8-track, cassette, CD, mp3)?
Answer: The Electric Light Orchestra’s A New World Record, which I owned as a vinyl record, a cassette, a CD and now have on my iPod.
Ask: Do you dust as often as you think you ought to?
Answer: I dust as often as Madame Pepperwinkle thinks I ought to, which, actually isn’t so much. Being disabled, she has health aides and housekeepers come in, and they dust.
Ask: What’s your favorite candy bar?
Ask: Why do you hate, “Real men do…” type statements?
(I admit, I am guilty for making such statements excessively).
Because they all come from a position of vainglorious machismo rather than from a position of genuine dignity and personal fortitude.
Ask: How are your bowel movements these days?
Answer: Not too bad. I ate too much popcorn last night but so far, so good.
Ask: Have you heard a dog bark in the past two hours?
Answer: No, the pooch has been quiet tonight.
Ask: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
For a hamburger today I will gladly love you long time next Tuesday.
Ask: Have you ever cosplayed?
Answer: No, unless wearing a costume on Halloween counts.
Ask: What was your coolest Halloween costume?