Answer: the way I move.
Ask: Have you ever motorboated someone?
Answer: no, I have not.
Ask: what is the worst dare you have done playing Truth or Dare (in real life)?
Answer: the worst dare I have done would probably be pulling down my pants. I have seen others do worse, though.
Ask: Have you ever had a crush on someone you met online?
Answer: I don’t do (nor do I plan to) online dating nor do I go on chatboxes, so no.
Ask: have you ever been caught masturbating? If so, describe what happened.
Answer: Never had a real online crush. But sometimes someone writes something on the SDMB and I think: “wow, so true, what an amazing person you are!” and it’s like a tiny miniature crush for a few seconds! 
Ask: (Dammit I had a good one, what was it??! Oh yeah:…) What gift you were given do you feel guilty for hating? Did you get rid of it? Regift? Exchange? Bin?
Answer: not really a gift, and I didnt really hate it as much as I didnt care about it at the time. My little sister gave me something that was cute (I think it was a drawing or a card or something like that) and I threw it out because I didn’t see the point of it, but after that, I thought that was a mean thing to do. 
Ask: since my question did not get answered due to multiple answers to one question, I will repeat my question again. Have you ever been caught masturbating? If so, describe what happened.
Answer: done it many times, never been caught. 
Ask: What’s the weirdest video you’ve ever watched on YouTube?
Moving to The Game Room.
Pickle Surprise! (Just search for it)
If I looked through your web history, what page would you be most ashamed of looking at?
Yup, that’s weird. Definitely weird!
It would be things that I look at to find out about. Things like Stormfront and “Stichting Martijn” [=Dutch NAMBLA]. For me, I need to know what these people are saying in order to be able to counter them. But if someone were to look through my history… :eek:
ETA; Whoops, I need a question, help…
OK:
Ask: Have you ever had to eat something you really, really hated just to be polite?
Yep, although I didn’t know quite what it was when I took some. It was a big plate of pasta, with some kind of whitish sauce. Turns out it was white clam sauce – I was on a visit to a house applying for a live-in volunteer gig so I ate what I could and left the rest.
What’s the most dangerous thing you’ve done while driving?
answer: assuming the people in the turning lane really were turning. Never assume. Got hit hard, spun around, totalled the car, etc.
ask: what movies do you REALLY like, that most people think are cheesy?
Answer: I actually don’t know honestly. Does Finding Nemo count? I thought that was a great work of art (especially the excellent characters, quality, and plot) - I’ve watched probably at least 50 times in my life (and it’s possible that I mean literally). Same idea with Cars (except I didn’t watch that movie that much); I think it’s a great animation film put together with great characters.
Ask: have you ever skinny-dipped in a public pool?
answer: never skinny-dipped, pool or otherwise. But if I got the opportunity I’d consider it.
ask: ever pee in the pool?
Answer: I actually have not. Although I think I started getting close to a couple of times at a swimming lake.
Ask: what was your most embarrassing mess-up playing a sport (recreational or competitive, doesn’t matter) where you got laughed at for it?
Our high school had Spirit Day which included “fun” contests which to this day I don’t know why I participated in. (Probably something to do with my “permanent record”.) Anyway, one was to run with a balloon to the other end of the course, sit on the balloon till it popped, and run back. There aren’t enough :rolleyes:s in the world. But yeah, I got made fun of for that one.
I am still proud of myself for refusing to play Crab Soccer my senior year. We had to pass gym or we couldn’t graduate, and my teacher threatened to fail me. I said go ahead and try, I will no longer humiliate myself with crap like Crab Soccer.
What is the most memorable compliment you have received?
A guy that was in love with me once told me that I could look really ugly at times, and really beautiful at other times- I’m just one of ‘those’ women, I guess.
Have you ever seriously thought about killing someone?
Answer: Yes, I have seriously thought about it but never attempted it with regards to at least 2 people (one of which was myself).
Ask: What’s the most amount of food you’ve ever eaten in one sitting?
Answer: Don’t know, exactly. Went to dinner once after spending all day at an airshow. Had dinner, and when the waitress came by to offer dessert I ordered another dinner. Used to cook enough spaghetti for two and finish it off. A whole large pizza.
Ask: An end to war, or free bacon?
Real Ask: Have you ever lied to someone in order to have sex with them?