[GAME] Answer to Ask

Answer: Many times. I have often been responsible for assigning work, and let’s just say that some more difficult and tedious tasks were assigned to a specific person for quite awhile.

Ask: Is there something about your SO’s personality that you wish would change but you would never actually mention to them?

Answer: Yes, he’s a little susceptible to right wing rhetoric he hears at work, and I cringe each time he comes home to “look up” a conspiracy or rumor about the current administration. His coworkers are always proven wrong, of course, but the fact that he even pauses for a moment to consider some of the nonsense disappoints me. Otherwise he’s a rational human being, but for some reason the constant exposure to conservative and religious paranoia sticks a little, and I’m concerned he’ll lean that way as he grows older.

Question: Have you ever hit another human being, if so, why?

Answer: Yes, my sister and I used to fight a lot when we were kids. Our parents hit us all the time, so we probably thought it was okay.

Ask: What’s the most foolish thing you’ve done here on the SDMB?

Answer: oh this is like a question designed for me. Here:

Getting into MIT (Massachusetts Institute of Technology)
I Pit Anonymous User
I Pit Minor Dating
I Pit Premature Sex and the Importance of Sex (especially in Western culture)
Idiots who Think Eating Pizza with a Fork and Knife is Gay

These should suffice.

Ask: what was the punishment for the worst bet you lost?

Hahahahaha, aww AU! I love it :smiley:

Answer: Walked around with knickers on my head for a day. Thankfully it was at a festival, so wasn’t too noticeable…

(Wait… that’s the worst punishment. I’m not sure how to define “worst bet”? Was worst punishment what you meant?)

Ask: Describe your first kiss. All the wet and gruesome details.

Answer: His name was Josh. He was my “boyfriend” in fourth grade. It started with a peck on the cheek, then on the lips. By the end of the evening, it was a full on french kiss. Boy he could kiss great. Or I guess I should say, we were very compatible french kissers. It is in my top five of all time.

Question: What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever said in public?

answer: “…and I’m not even wearing any underwear!” The person I said it to was a good friend. I didn’t realize someone else(a customer!) had come up behind me to ask me something.

ask: What do you think is your most unattractive physical feature, and why?

Answer: My body hair. I’m a woman with a lot of thick, dark hair and light skin. It looks great on my head, not so great anywhere else.

Ask: What’s your most annoying personality trait?

Answer: I am repetitive and often try to impose my beliefs on others. Sometimes I just can’t help my liberal self and start lecturing conservatives.

Ask: describe your worst fight with a significant other.

answer: I had a boyfriend go off the deep end during an argument(over a bottle of soda), and threaten to kill my cats.

ask: what’s the sexiest physical part of your preferred gender, excluding breasts, genitals, and buttocks?

Answer : pectoral muscles for sure.

Ask: what’s the biggest waste of money you’ve ever spent?

answer: The first car I bought on my own- I totalled it after 3 weeks, and my insurance didn’t pay out.

ask: what’s your biggest vice?

Answer: I signed up my daughter for dance class at a local community center. The classes totaled about $300/mo. She lasted 3 weeks, for a total of three lessons, when at her third lesson she spun on the dance floor too fast when she should have been sitting still and fell smack on her face busting her lip. She was only three at the time ad I should have known better than to enroll her in classes that early, she wasn’t mature or focused enough to do to safely. She told she never wanted to go back again. So $300 for three lessons and she never learned a thing, LOL.

Ask: As an adult, have you ever pooped or peed your pants in a pubic place and couldn’t get anywhere to change?

*oh crap too late, :stuck_out_tongue:

Answer: It used to be alcohol, I am a convert to the Mormon Church and for at least 2 years after I continued to drink occasionally to excess when I was stressed or depressed. I have kicked that habit, but I am still addicted to caffeine. Now while it isn’t prohibited per my beliefs, it is still addictive and I can’t go one day without at least a couple glasses of caffeinated soda or a 5 hour energy.

Ask: see question above :slight_smile:

answer: as an adult, no. But in 4th grade I wet my pants in class because it was drilled into me to never interrupt the teacher when she was talking, and she just. kept. talking!

ask: Tell me about your first crush.

Answer: here. I could go into more detail, but I’d rather not. Basically, even after rejection, I kept saying random flirty things and didn’t give up when I was supposed to. Plus, I had no idea how to start a conversation that lasted more than ten seconds.

Ask: what is the most racist thing you ever said that offended someone?

Honkies can all burn in hell.

What about you?

answer: In early elementary school, I was complaining about some people being mean to me. My(only) black classmate replied that people were always being mean to him. I dismissed him, with the reply, “Well, yeah- but you’re black.” Like, duh- people have a good reason for being mean to you! I blame my parents.

ask: favorite sexual position(well, someone had to ask this one!)

Answer: Woman on top. Actually I like missionary just as much but I don’t want to be lame and say that.

Ask: Have you ever told someone you were involved with that you loved them, and they didn’t say it back (at least not right then)?

answer: ugh, yes. He did NOT feel the same. Actually, I said it knowing full well that he was breaking up with me. I don’t know what I thought it would accomplish.

ask: What do you think is your sexiest quality?