I would just like to pause for a moment and note that ^^^^^ that was my 1600[sup]th[/sup] post!
Thank you. Carry on.
Q. So Ms. Brown, what do you think the end resutls of your years at Dartmouth are?
A. I love it when a plan comes together.
A. I love it when a plan comes together.
Q: Zoggie, why are you casually swinging that chainsaw, standing amid a mass of destruction, whistling a Neil Young song, and grinning maniacally?
A: Because they made it that way.
Q. So…how come you think the little model ship is already in that bottle, all constructed and everything?
A. Just another day at the cracker factory.
Q: What was 23rd on the list of choices for the title of the sequel to One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest?
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A: Projectile Vomiting.
Q: What happens when a rabid squirrel is let lose in your stomach?
A: An empty house, lots of young adults and beer.
Q: What causes Planned Parenthood lose their mind.
A: Jarbabyj meets the Men of the StraightDope.
Q: Which film spawned a whole new movie rating code?
A: Sleepy bunnies.
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Question: What do people eat when they run out of peeps at Easter?
Answer: Ted Bundy.
You hired WHO as your new gynecologist?
A : Shoo Fly Pie and Apple Pan Dowdy!
Q: Which characters were rejected by the Howdy Doody show for being, respectively, too racist and sexist?
A: Hang it out the window.
Q: How do you dry your underwear on a cross-country road trip.
A: Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Q. With beastiality, which are classed as the EXTREME conquests?
A. This Answer can’t be Questioned.
Q. What do you mean your reply “took the fifth”?
A. A lovely bunch of coconuts.
A. A lovely bunch of coconuts.
Q. “So, Papillon, to what do you owe your success?”
A. A group of federal bureaucrats and a two foot length of rubber hose.
Q: What is the latest fetish with all the kids?
A: Hot ham on rye, IBC root beer and multiple orgasms.
A: Hot ham on rye, IBC root beer and multiple orgasms.
Q: Minister, if re-elected, what can you guarantee your constituents?
A: Grape Jelly, but never on Wednesdays, and only if the goat is healthy.
Q: What does Aunt Rody dip her marzipan bars in?
A: An evening of lesbian poetry.Q: Where is the best place to go if you want to avoid Andrew Dice Clay? [sub](And who wouldn’t want to do that?)[/sub]
A: Under the fridge, covered in dust.
Q: Where is my youthful idealism?
A: David Hasselhoff