Q: Who do young boys pray to when they want a hairy chest?
A: The rabid monkeys
Q. So who’s been hanging out at the new nightclub on 5th street?
A dirty banana
Q: What is the only object known to allow man to travel faster than the speed of light, but only when stepped on?
A: Quarks, quarks, quarks, spam, quarks.
Q: Morn spends one day a week doing mass e-mailings. What does his calendar for the week say?
A: Smells like teen spirit
Q. Why was the dirty old man huffing in a high school locker room?
A. A priest, a rabbi and a nun.
Q. What’s the formula for gang rape in a church and/or temple?
A. The Energizer Bunny
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A. The Energizer Bunny
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Q. What do you get when you cross a battery with a Peep?
A. Mr.T, Gary Coleman, Alf, and a couple of dozen eggs.
Q. Whose careers did Horton (the elephant) sit on and crush to oblivion?
A. TV Funhouse
What’s the main attraction at a transvestite carnival?
A : Oh, look! It’s Mr. Twister!
Question: What is a phrase one never wants to hear in reference to their penis?
Answer: Well, they did it last week on Sex And The City.
Q. Are you really going to hook up with the sanitation worker?
A. Plastic crappy sunglasses
Come on let’s bump this baby up!! Euty! You can’t let your best thread die…Especially now that it’s on page TWO!
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Q: I hardly recognized you!! You look so different! What’s your secret??
A: You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out.
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Question: If you were going to kick someone in the ass, how would you do it?
Answer: And miles to go before I sleep.
Q: What is the last line of the Truck Driver’s Anthem?
A: Only on Thursday, Sundays and every second Tuesday.
When is it safe to eat liver and onions followed by chocolate covered beetles and still live?
A. Shirt in a can.
Question: What did Homer Simpson eat after Soap on a Rope?
Answer: Pimp Wars
Question: What’s the Vice Squad’s favourite in-house movie?
Answer: Condensed milk.
Q: What do Reader’s Digest subscribers drink?
A: Great big lumps.
Q. What was on my couch when my in-laws came to visit?
A. Pickled Herring