rules: who cares
it starts like this:
a duck, a leprechaun and a bailbondsman …
Walked into a Wal-Mart. . .
Carrying a bulging suitcase.
the duck says…
“Why do I always have to carry the suitcase?”…
… and the leprechaun responds…
…HOLY SHIT! A talking duck!
OMG. Right now I am pissing my pants.
While the humour was old, it tickled my funny bone.
…meanwhile, the bailbondsman needed cash for his Walmart purchase, so he asks the duck to pay him back the money he owed him.
The duck replied, "Just put it on my…
credit card."
To which the bailbondsman says…
…“HOLY SHIT! A talking duck!” He wasn’t paying attention earlier; he was too busy deciding on his Wal-Mart purchase of…
another heavily-edited CD, or…
a stack of CD-RWs, which he could record his MP3 collection of…
Heavily edited hardcore college fight song remixes.
"Fight song? Nonsense. You’re a Bail Bondsman and I’m a Duck. We need a FLIGHT SONG.
…just then the duck grabbed the bondmans gun and shot him in the knee saying…
Patella me something…
… is that buckshot in your dandling, or are you just happy to see me?"