Not good enough - you shall be dressed as a whore and taken to Joffrey’s chambers! 
i remember thinking, “that’s a proper sized dire wolf,” when Robb and wolf visited Jaimie when he was still his prisoner. they were side by side and it came up above his waist on all fours.
:: runs away ::
As I said recently: book-readers who post spoilers will be given to Ramsey Snow, AKA Bolton’s Bastard.
…With an arrow to the knee…both knees.
Wouldn’t it be awesome (many seasons down the road) that Bran and Dany meet up somewhere (or some battlefield) and he controls 1, or 2, or even all 3 of her dragons for his personal use? Even just for a minute or two? Burn down zombies, or turn them on the unsullied, or maybe roast the Freys in their castle?
I’m waiting for Arya to visit Hattori Hanzo.
I mentioned that in another thread, b/c at this point it’s the only thing I can think of that would be able to touch those dragons once they reach maturity. What else could bring them down - a bunch of arrrows? Wildfire? Smoke vagina babies? They’re basically Apex weapons.
I really want a close-to-the-end scene where Tywin fires a bunch of wildfire at Dany and to his pants-shitting shock she just walks through it, then he hears this ungodly shriek and these fully grown dragons, way bigger than half-assed tiny skeletal ones Tywin thought existed, appear from behind her and torch the shit out of everything while he gets an earful of mouthy High Valyrian from Dany before the dragons pick him up in their talons and pull him to pieces.
Then Joffrey yells at Tyrion to kill her and instead he just stands there and says something witty while Selmy casually walks over and is about to cut his head off but instead Sansa stabs him through the stomach.
The only thing missing from this scenario is Arya stabbing him through the eye with Needle.
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Then Joffrey yells at Tyrion to kill her and instead he just stands there and says something witty while Selmy casually walks over and is about to cut his head off but instead Sansa stabs him through the stomach.
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I have a visual of Tyrion literally saying “Something witty”.
As long as we’re fantasizing, I’d have Dany appoint Tyrion her Hand but only after having a dragon BBQ for the other Lannisters. I picture each of them on a spit with their own dragon roasting each to perfection and Tywin being saved for “dessert.” Of course you’d probably have to feed them some Freys and Boltons first so they didn’t get too hungry, but I’m sure that could be arranged.
At the rate Dany is adding titles, honorifics etc to her name it will take 1/2 the episode for her to be introduced , but she can always add “Toaster of Tywin, Lacerator of Lannisters” at the end. Hell maybe have Ser Jorah add it afterwards, that man needs a comedy moment or two.
Heh. With a little offhand shrug.
Jaime does the offhand shrug better, IMHO. 
‘Attention! Our Most Glorious Majesty… King Bruno the Questionable. Son of Olaf the Loud. Great-grandnephew of Emperor Otto the Bent. Conqueror… of Freedonia. Past grand master of the Royal Order of Lowndes Victor, Saviour of Wales.’
‘Hey!’
‘And King.’
‘Oh, yeah. And Third Runner-Up for Best-Looking Minor Royal of 2007.’
And five time winner of the Buckeye News Hawk and Silver Sow Award. And Miss Astopor Newcomer Best Rack Winner, 299.
I particularly enjoyed this in the last episode, when Dany’s best fighters were breaking into the city. The distinct style of each fighter was great to watch.