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*Originally posted by Dr. Lao *
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Homer to Mr. Burns, expecting to be run off of his property.
“This one writes Mystery novels under the pen-name ‘J.D. MacGregor.’”
The pet store owner to Lisa, who asks for the most intelligient hamster for her science project, after Bart smashes her anibolic tomato.
“Stupid babies need the most attention.”
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*Originally posted by They Call Me Sneeze *
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The child welfare agent guy about Maggie. This is the one when the Flanders become the foster parents of the “neglecterino” Simpson kids.
“Let them have their…tartar sauce.”
Mr. Burns in the episode when Homer grew hair and became a CEO in the power plant.
IDad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?
Bart to Homer, when Homer does just that on a quest to turn Bart straight.
“Ah! Put her back in, she’s not done yet!”
Larry Burns. (Rodney Dangerfield.) When he’s talking about a debutante who’s pretty horrendous-looking. Supposedly she’s just come out. He thinks she should be put back in again. Hehe. I don’t blame him.
“Thanks to you, they’ve finally stopped dreaming of a future i can’t possibly hope to provide!”
“Well, that’s game Hendrix”
“Make it snappy mit ze artwork, I have to be back for the Kraftwerk concert in Stuttgart”
Ben Franklin playing ping pong with Hendrix in heaven.
“This is why I don’t talk much.”
Punk German Duke to the FBI officials who are loading the paintings stolen by Grandpa’s WWII squad into his sports car.
“Bonjoooooooooooour, ya cheese eatin’ surrender monkeys!”
Baron von Whatever at the end of the Fighting Hellfish episode.
“Mister, stop! You’re drinking a candle. You don’t want to get wax in your mouth, do you?”
Ralph to Homer during the chili cook off and Homer’s search for his soulmate.
“This is why I don’t talk much.”
“Bonjoooooooooooour, ya cheese eatin’ surrender monkeys!”
- Groundskeeper Willie teaching French
I will have a single plum, floating in purfume inside a man’s hat
Barney is dating a Yoko Ono-like character, and she orders this drink at Moe’s.
Homer: “Woo-Hoo, four day weekend!”
Homer: "Woo-Hoo, four day weekend!"
Homer takes off work to sell the sugar he found. Marge says, “While you were out “earning” that dollar, the plant called and said if you don’t come in tomorrow, don’t bother coming in Monday!” Which would actually make it a five-day weekend…
To reiterate: “Okay, giant beer!”
Either Lenny or Carl, I forget which, the black one, at Mo’s Tavern, a rare example of breaking the 4th wall, he says it to the audience after, he says something like, “Is Barney really that alcoholic? Is Mo really that ugly?” and a few others like that, and everyone gets depressed.
I think this is where Homer and Barney go to the Duff Brewery. Homer takes Barney’s keys, but ends up getting arrested for D.O.A… er, I mean D.W.I. Chief Wiggum, dressed up in a Beer Stein costume, asks Barney if he is ok to drive home, and Barney’s response is the one above (although I thought it was “Sure thing, giant beer!” Close enough).
To the person earlier who did the “mach schnell vit da artzie,” that’s not even as funny as the other line from the German punk! “Hey funboys! Get a room!” LOL, funboys.
Ok, my turn again… um… “You can’t take a bad picture of that guy!”
Quix
Marge gets kidnapped by bikers. “My wife is not some DOOBIE to be passed around!”
And now,
“Hey, there, blimpy-boy … flying sniff through the sky sob so … fancy tearful eyes … free”
Homer, “flying” a pickle around and tearfully thinking about the ride in the Duff Blimp that he could have had, had he not sold the tickets to Barney to meet the membership fee for Lisa’s entry into the Lil’ Miss Springfield contest.
“God speed, little doodle.”
I think you’re right, quixotic, it was “Sure thing”, not “Okay”.
Jester: Homer and Bart, Flanders and Rod or Todd adrift after Homer lost the map on the Junior Campers raft trip. The cheese doodle was the only food they had, which they were using as fishing bait.
“Look in the tunk.”