Oh that’s sooo obvious. Indiana Jones would whip Han Solo’s butt and leave him begging for mercy.
Indiana would flick that light saber right out of Han’s hand with his trusty whip before he had a chance to rev up his Jedi Mind tricks.
Besides, Indiana Jones is just better-looking. 
(Yes, I know that was weak.)
Hmmm…Norman Rockwell or Salvador Dali?
Salvador Dali. Norman Rockwell would be so confused by his paintings he wouldn’t notice when Dali knocks him over the head with an easel.
Mrs. Butterworth or Aunt Jemima?
Dali.
Far-out is much cooler than old-fashioned sensibility.
Bowling vs Golf?
Defintely bowling. You get to play with bigger balls. Definitely, definitely.
Now making his way to the squared circle is Cecil Adams, Perfect Master and fount of all knowledge. In the opposite corner, his challenger, Ed Zotti, Straight Dope editor and Cecil’s footstool. When the bell rings, come out a-swingin’!
Actually, I think this has been done before.
Ed Zotti
**Cecil **will commence a detailed thesis on the relative merits of the various weaponry used in hand-to-hand combat with quotable bon mots, but before he get gets to the practical bit **Ed Zotti ** wacks him over the lughole with a beer bottle.
HHGTTG’s Marvin the Paranoid Android v Red Dwarf’s Kryton
Kryton
Marvin would be standing there muttering about “brain the size of a planet, and they want me to engange is this pointless violence for their own amusement…”
In the meantime, Kryton would have plugged a chainsaw into his groinal socket, and would forever silence the paranoid andriod.
**Which would win in a fight?
Cerberus or Pegasus?**
Are you kidding? Cerberus in the first round. One bite on the neck, a bite on the abdomen and a simultaneous chomp on the…well, is Pegasus a guy-horse or a girl-horse?
Nevermind, a set of canines latching on there will win it for sure.
Robot B-9 from Lost In Space or C-3PO?
Robot B-9
No contest. One’s a butler, the other a killing machine.
Look at those claws!
But C-3PO could outrun B-9.
XENA vs WONDER WOMAN
Wonder Woman, because she could use the invisible airplane.
Next: irresistible force or immovable object?
Irresistable force. Hell, the immovable object can’t move. It’ll be a sitting duck.
The Dell guy or that sledgehammer-wielding woman from Apple’s 1984 commercial
RE: bowling vs golf: Golf’ cause you gots a whole bag full of clubs to have at that one meager bowling all.
As for Steven vs the Mac chick…well duh.
Steven will say, "Dude, yo–"at which point the side of his face collapses and his brains flush out through his ear.
Peanut M& M’s Vs. Peanut Butter M&M’s
Now that I’d pay to see. 
Peanut M& M’s Vs. Peanut Butter M&M’s
Peanut Butter M&M’s, because small & smooth always beats big & chunky.
Terminator vs Borg
Borg. Terminator is badly outnumbered and has limited weapons which the Borg would eventually develop a collective shield for.
Felix from the Odd Couple vs. **Bert **of Bert and Ernie?
Bert of Bert and Ernie. He’s got friends in high places, and is riding the edges od sanity as it is. Felix is cleaning when Bert is pouring Drain-O into his coffee.
Who would win in a fight, Ross Perot or Mr. Burns?
Mr Burns. He would unleash the dogs and the bees and the dogs that when they bark, bees come out.
Cricket or Baseball?
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Baseball.
Nobody gets passionate and spirited at a cricket game.
Do they do “The Wave” in Jolly Old England?
Do they scream “Kill the Umpire” or whatever they call a cricket official?
Easy Rider rednecks vs Deliverance rednecks
“Deliverance” rednecks, because they have “Dueling Banjos.”
Kathie Lee or Kelly?
kathy lee for sure. her eyes would start glowing, he teeth would grow into daggers and she would bite sweet little kelly’s head about half a foot past the collarbone.
a twinkie vs. a teriyaki slim jim?
The teriyaki Slim Jim, if for no other reason then it’s Godawful stench.
Lite rock vs Classic rock?
AND as an added bonus:
Tastes Great vs Less Filling
My son insits that Goku can take Superman.
I say, “No way!”