Oh, yeah. Tastes Great, of course. A little goes a long way. Besides, if it tastes like crap, it’s not gonna fill you anyway.
Classic rock. It has more experience by virtue of its name.
Dennis the Menace vs. Calvin
Too easy. Calvin in one round. WITHOUT Hobbes!
Mr. Creosote (MP “The Meaning of Life”) vs. Fat Bastard
I’ve never seen a “Who would win in a fight?”-thread here in over two and a half years and now this is the third in like a week. What’s going on?
I would.
MMMM…percocet and vicodin…
Huh? oh, sorry.
oh, them’s fightin’ words cisco. i got one…
a ROYAL RUMBLE!! cisco (the singer) , r. kelly, and marlyn manson vs. the oprah book club.
Fat Bastard, because Creosote woudn’t be able to move fast enough to kick 'im in the Mommy-Daddy buttons
The MS Paperclip vs. the “You’ve got mail” guy
The MS paperclip, cos he’s bendy and has sharp pointy bits… and he can wink 'n stuff which is always very useful in a fight…
Cisco Sorry, if I had noticed other WWWIAF threads I wouldn’t have made this one.
Ok,
a crab vs a lobster?
The Crab.
Crabs are just too fast and scrappy.
Who would win?
Ripley vs Sarah Connor?
Ripley, hands down. Sarah caved at Dyson’s house.
Ripley, hands down. Sarah caved at Dyson’s house.
Saber saw or router?
Saber saw.
Carrot Topp or Gilbert Gottfried?
Gilbert Gottfried. Carrot top would go for his props, and Gottfried would melt him at thirty paces, with a HAAAAAA??!! YOU THIIINK?!!
Hobbes Vs. Tigger?
Hobbes. He *is * a real tiger and would just lie in wait for Tigger and then, BLAMMO!!!
Nacho Cheese Doritos Vs. Nacho Cheesier Doritos
Interestingly enough, Nacho Cheese Doritos – because there is such a thing as too much cheese.
The Twix Rabbit or Cap’n Crunch?
I’ve gotta go with the rabbit. Cap’n Crunch may have a plank and maybe even a hook for a hand [I can’t really remember, I haven’t eaten the stuff since college], but that rabbit would just jump around jonesing for sugar until the Cap’n had a coronary.
How about the “Where’s the Beef Lady” and the “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up” Lady?
LOL
“Where’s the beef” – would kick her azz. and she’d have her foot on the “I can’t get up lady’s” throat until the cops got there.
Joan Jett or Chrissy Hynde
Joan Jett. Because us Double J’s have to look out for each other!
And I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL also!
Chyna (Former WWF wrestler) vs Conan O’Brien
Though Conan’s got the swivel chair, a desk, and a whole band behind his back, Chyna could still use each of them against him… as a blunt weapon. Besides that, when was the last time you fought a woman who could bench-press one of you with each arm?
Rush Limbaugh and friends vs. Borris Yeltsin and a bottle of vodka?
You have to ask?
Chyna.
Voyager’s EMH vs Red Dwarf’s Rimmer