Gnecrophilia I imagine
Perhaps you were gnot paying attention
There is no mercy in Gnome Man’s Land.
Hey chowder! Maybe you’d better be more wary around those gnomonic critters. Turns out they can be very very dangerous.
Here they are, seen immediately after that savage onslaught on a group of innocent flamingoes.
Drunken gnomes - you can’t take them anywhere.
I got as far as the description of the restroom baby-hangar and just lost it. Best laugh I’ve had in a long time. Thanks.
They’re not drunk, just doing a bit of harmless mooning
And here are the poor flamingos.
[Quoted for truth]
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnD3iaZ5tSA).
D’oh
report them to Gnomeland security.
Dammit. Now we’ll have to go on the run and lead a gnomatic existence. Is this really the price we have to pay for having a troll sense of humor?
Did you mean *statuary *rape?
You must be One of Them. I doubt you have a long articulated neck or are very tall. Do you have facial hair and carry a spade everywhere? Are you partial to soft caps with tassels? Long neck pipes and blowing smoke rings?
I think you’re an undercover gnome. :dubious:
Chowder: perhaps the angels are there to remind the gnomes that there’s no place like gnome. Or maybe your neighbor doesn’t believe in Jesus, but worships Hobbit kin…
Did someone say Gnome nativity?
I really, really wish I knew how to post links.
This far all my attempts to do so have resulted in abysmal failure ::smack::
Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like gnome.
Alaska, that is.
it’s Gnativity.
A gnegative response to my hearfelt plea for help I gnotice