Have you seen Gnoma Rae organizing a gnome worker’s union. You can find them by the picket fence.
arghhhh!, stop it please!, gnomore bad puns!
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[li]Highlight the text you want to make a link. For example, GNOME. [/li][li]Click the Insert Link icon (globe with chain).[/li][li]In the Please insert URL field, type or paste the URL of the web site you want to link to.[/li][li]Click OK.[/li][/ol]
Result: GNOME
Elves who are really Gnomes!?!
For Shame
Aha! So you CAN teach an old gnome gnew tricks.
(And the technical writer saves the day, or at least chowder’s sanity.)
Gnot really, there is a distinct difference between Gnomes and Gnelves.
F’rinstance, Gnomes don’t help Santa, they just lurk in gardens waiting to trip him up
How many of the gnomeless population lead a gnomadic existence?
Gnone of them, they congregate around gnomones in peoples gardens
Is it true C****howder’s favourite song is “Gnome More Heroes”?
I thought it was, “I’ll be Gnome for Christmas.”
All wrong.
It’s “There’s no place like Gnome”
“You’re Gnomebody till Somebody Loves You.”
“Gnomeward Bound” was a big hit with the little folk.
“Gnome on the Range” was all the rage with your actual cowpokes
What ever happened to that girl on YouTube? You know, Gnobama Girl?
Gnow body gnows, the trouble Chowder has seen… Gnow body gnows the sorrow…
- Walks away humming “Yes, we have gnome bananas, we have gnome bananas today” *
Why can’t I get that song out of my head?, you know the one "There’s gno business like show business, like…