::smack::
I think someone should contact the GGLF.
Or you could run the little bastards off with one of these:
Credits: Dave Barry’s Christmas List
Ooh, that zombie thing is awesome.
Get yourself a gnome for your yard and leave it for about a week. Then get that zombie lawn ornament and put the gnome under the extended arm as if the zombie is dragging the gnome to hell. Paint blood on the gnome.
Then a couple of days later remove them both and just leave a hole in your yard where they used to be. Warn your neighbor that an unholy demon stole your gnome and he might want to take his inside where it is safe.
We have quite enough Gnomes in the neighbourhood without adding to them thank you very much.
Any day now my neighbour will be wiring his bastards up to the electricity supply and they’ll be festooned with sodding flashing Christmas lights.
Unfeeling, insensitive swine that he is
The gnome fobia is expanding :
Also, i must say that i find the continuous use of bad puns ignomenious, the very antignomy of what this boards represent.
Gah! Egnough, already!
Gnomes would win any battle with mere mortals, because they’re a monster now-- they have a lair!
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Originally Posted by Frodo
Also, i must say that i find the continuous use of bad puns ignomenious, the very antignomy of what this boards represent.
Gah! Egnough, already!
Yes, I quite agree. People here obviously have a deeply dwarfed sense of humor.
You are gnot gnormal.
I can disprove that–for a gnominal fee, of course.
As yet no flashing Christmas lights, but…
Three plastic angels have appeared twixt Gnomes.
Has the man no pity?
I’m holding out for the reindeer with the flashing red bulb in its nose.
It’ll arrive I guarantee it:(
Wait a minute, in its nose ?
You mean for a nose I hope
Okay, okay – FOR a nose IN its SNOUT.
Better?
Sheesh, shove a few gnomes and plastic angels and stuff in a man’s face and he turns into some kinda nitpicky monster!
:rolleyes:
What is this? Has this thread been in the Pit the whole time or did some moderator (who will be punished) just move it here? How did I not notice this thread?
::glares suspiciously at all this silliness::
Well yes it has been here all the time.
It started out as a rant against my knobhead neighbour but rapidly went downhill.
But hey, it’s been fun, when he (neighbour) finally gets his gnomes and such lit up, who know what’ll happen
Have you gnomercy?
Gnomes in the yard are a good indication that the neighbor is a Stalinist using the necrognomeicon. Damn Commies! McCarthy would take care of those gnomes and that neighbor.
Eww, I definitely don’t want to see what happens if a leprechaun blows a gnome!
Or visa versa.
ETA: If a leprechaun has his way with a unwilling yard gnome, would that be statutory rape?