Gay Christians are better than Straight Christians

Can it be defined such that all interested parties (i.e. Christians and knowledgeable non-believers) agree AND such that it is a useful definition?

Your analogy is still flawed, unless you would care to argue that God damns people to Hell despite their desire to be with Him. And if that’s the case, you can have your God and I’ll take a being with compassion regardless of faults of His/Her/Its/Their followers:mad:

Name a few, then:)

Cite?:slight_smile:

No. These are your assertions, not mine or anyone else’s. Your claim, you do the legwork. Trying to say “Here, I’m saying this, you go find out about it” does not fly here.

Why post here at all if you believe your posts are irrelevant?

Not only is it silly, it’s not what was being said at all. You are either deliberately misrepresenting what is being said or you are confused to a rather Gordian degree. I asked if you were able to tell with reasonable certainty that he was specifically addressing you in re: his comment about you saying something about sexuality. And your answer to Homebrew “I never said the guy who wanted to punch me was a Christian.” … well, was he? If he was simply a random gay guy, then this has no bearing re: gay christians vs. straight Christians.

Oh, Poly … damnit, in the roughly 8 pages of posts I’ve had in this thread, you would catch my slip-up:D

::wild, teary-eyed applause::

::throws roses::

::throws shirt and expresses desire to father Priam’s children despite the fact that it is rather impossible biologically::

Svt4Him–

Two things–

  1. I believe you are being disingenuous about the purpose for your visit to Dallas.

  2. It’s Deep Ellum.

The Handmaid’s Tale as a reality.

How fun.

I said “even if” meaning that you may be but you may not be. I’ll also be sending you an e-mail.

Well, they’d be fabulous cages, of course. Tastefully decorated. And they’d be well taken care of. Nobody pampers their pets like a gay man… :smiley:

:: parades in with a host of double-entendres to match jayjay’s ::

:smiley:

So, we’d have straight go-go boys?

Why bother? We all know they can’t dance.

:wink:

You’ll note that at least I’m not running nekkid through the thread… :stuck_out_tongue:
Man, that could be ugly…

I’d hobble naked through the thread, but I really could use a nap.

And stem cells.

As a straight guy, I’m going to have to protest this. If you’re going to make us bathe regularly and dress nicely, that’ll be the end of us! The sheer fabulousity of the cages would ruin our fragile little minds. We’ll have to form a PETA (PETER?) to protect ourselves.

“One is the loneliest number…”

People for the Ethical Treatment of Enslaved Reproducers?

If they only have one amongst them, I bloody well don’t see the point of it;)

<South Park>
You can suck my stem cells, baby.

Or my baby’s stem cells. Either way…
</South Park>

Thus proving, once again, that the gay Dopers can turn any thread into a flamin’ flirt fling… :smiley:

::AHEM::

Um… Queer Dopers…

<whisper>Sorry…</whisper>

If you had stem cells, I would Hoover™ you like there was no tomorrow.

Oh, it’s okay … you can make it up to me somehow, I guess…

Shit, wait. I’m taken and monogamous at the present.