Huh. It might be a prayer to an Old One.
Ia! Ia! M’notiv’an! Fhtagn!
I don’t know what’s worse - that the OP has no sense of the history of civil rights, or that he doesn’t realize lesbians exist (or ignores them because they don’t fit his bigotry).
The sad thing is there is a nugget of worthwhile debate in the OP - not about the gay marriage issue, for obvious reasons, but about the increasing marginalisation of dissenters on any given issue and the increasing tendency for people to adopt increasingly extreme reactions to people with the “wrong” opinions (or who dare to point out that the Emperor is taking his morning constitutional sans garments).
Every time something slightly sad/heartbreaking/socially injust is reported in the mainstream news/online, the whole thing turns into a massive, North Korean-style game of I Am More Sad/Outraged Than You and woe betide anyone who dares to express a contrary view on the subject.
ETA: The law being discussed in Arizona doesn’t count as “slightly sad/heartbreaking/socially injust” because it was clearly messed up and had the potential to cause harm to a lot of people; the outrage over it was, IMHO, completely justified.
I think Ghastly Sodomites just might be the best band name I’ve ever heard.
Because lesbians (hot ones, o’course) are all right, dontcha know? 
Well, when was the last time you met a woman with shaved balls, huh?
Earrings are gay? Straight guys have been wearing them for decades now.
Or so they say. Duh duh duuuuuuh.
All those rappers are going to be surprised to hear this.
And anal fisting? C’mon. *Everyone *does that these days.
Anal fisting sounds tiring. Perhaps that’s what’s causing the gay fatigue.
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They want to fuck you in the booooty. The BOOOOOOO I’ll show myself out.
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That is absolutely not true! Some are content with aural sex.
Oh, well, of course they’re all gay, but we always knew that!
And, FTR, all Hell’s Angels are cocksucking faggots!
Thanking Og for the anonymity of the Intertubes . . .
Back when I was a kid it was widely believed that an earring in the left ear on a guy was a visual cue that they were homosexual. Or if they had more than one piercing.
Gay fatigue is related to carpal tunnel syndrome?
Not everyone. You know what you can do with that fist of yours?
Bump it with a fellow “bro” and then create a “fireworks” effect with your fingers?
I’ll get my coat…
Ah, well. Top Gun is pretty gay, all right!
Are you doing this on purpose?
I think that was really a codes message about constipation. That would explain so much.