Gay fatigue - bigot idiot fatigue

Yup. When you demand your rights too vehemently (dare I say, shrilly), the backlash is all your fault. Not the fault of the backlashers, of course. Look at how she was dressed!

I Am No Tivan, for someone who claims to be disgusted by bigots you do a hell of a good impersonation of one.

I bet if he were gay this would not be the case.

They are so gay.

http://www.strictlyfitteds.com/blog/2009/01/hello-kitty-x-new-era-59fifty-fitted-cap

I’m not racist but I think the new smileys are pretty cool.

It’s subtle, but I can kind of see it…

Not gonna lie: if those 59/50 caps weren’t incredibly stupid looking I’d totally wear that.

You can’t force a florist to sell flowers and no one is claiming that you can. “We’re not going to sell any flowers and you can’t make us!!” isn’t much of a business model for a florist shop, though and probably would not greatly impress the loan officer at your local bank.

But, if this amusingly hypothetical gay-fearing florist ( really…did Marcus Bachman decide he had a new calling? ) decides it might be a smart move to actually sell flowers and opens up a store, he doesn’t get to pick and choose who gets flowers based on where their penis has been, just as he doesn’t get to turn away customers who lack a penis or have one that is the wrong color.

This is true even if the florist belongs to a fringe Christian sect that is really super-obsessed with penises and what people do with them (wow, I’m really channeling Marcus Bachmann today ).

I was raised a mainstream Christian and the prime tenet seemed to be that making judgments was reserved for God and you were supposed to shut up and make nice even if you suspected the person you were dealing with would be the on the wrong side of the Lord come Judgment Day…also, I don’t remember the Bible saying anything about casting men that lay with other men out of your shops or any commandment that says thou shall not selleth thou cakes and roses to men that spill their seed with other men.

Baseball caps have been a fad for a really long fucking time now, then, if they are a fad.

Are we going to complain about rock and roll next?

I was wondering the same think about cock rings and shaved balls?

I’m confused.:confused:

Apparently.

I’ve been waiting two whole hours and I still haven’t gotten an answer as to why shaving “there” makes me Teh Gay.

Guess I’ll just have to buy a hat off Vinyl Turnip’s link then. :frowning:

I knew baseball players were all gay. We should thank Tivan for letting us know for sure!

It only makes you a certain kind of gay. Trimming or au natural is by far more common. (not that I’ve seen that many…yea that’s the story I think I’ll go with)

If a rape ghost gets life in prison does he immediately get released for time served?

I just showed the link in Vinyl Turnip’s post to one of my more faaaaaaaaahbulous co-workers. He laughed his everlovin’ ass off.

Wait. Does that make him less gay?

They did a song for Top Gun?

Take my Breath Away

Only connection I can make.

I think We’re all missing the most important message here.

Is the op Not Ivan or is he No Tivan?

That would lend a world of difference to the determination of whether he is just a run of the mill bigot or a hopelessly fucked up one.

And what’s worse…he spelled Barbra wrong. Now the ghastly sodomites are really going to be pissed. :mad:

I’m going with Iam Noti Van.

I might be racist 'cause one of the new smilies kinda creeps me out. :eek: <Dude - your eyes!>

Somewhat less amusing (to me) is my sudden realization that that picture will likely come up in Google Images searches on my username…