Why is everybody so obsessed with what Shagnasty does in the sack?
I never get tired of threads about anal sex or tattoos.
Well, then you will love the humdinger I have planned for next week where I solicit opinions on which tattoo of anal sex to get.
I cannot possibly imagine.
I really don’t care what opening I use. As long as my semen is going into a (Woman’s) body, that’s where it belongs. Of course the woman must be willing and open to… Whatever.
Both together are a rich source of material! Such as “insert tab A into slot B”, “hundreds served”, “nasty shag zone”, bullseye motif, “donate sperm here”, “holy mess”, etc.
I wish I could remember the name of the book for you, on the history of tattoos. Sailors, Yakuza, Maori, and a section on English homosexuals pre-decriminalization. One guy has an entire fox hunt: hounds, horses and riders, running down his back, with a Fox’s tail disappearing into his anus. Another had a large W on each buttock, so when he bent over it spelled “wow.”
You mean I’ve been using it wrong all this time? Aw, man. :mad:
Well, intentional or not, it had me in stitches. But sex discussions always bring out the 12-year-old boy in me.
I see what you did there!
I wonder (though not enough to look it up) how many man-woman couples never engage in PIV.
We ain’t tellin.
In case you ever do, the important thing to distinguish is why.
There are plenty of heterosexual couples who never engage in PIV, but this will generally be because their sex lives have petered out entirely, whether due to age/infirmity, marital issues or whatever else. To a lesser extent you will have a small number of people who have specific medical/physical issues that proscribe it (e.g. someone with a Foley catheter, for example).
The comparable question would be healthy heterosexual couples who have an active sex life but who are disinterested in PIV specifically. I would guess that number is extremely low.
So the only true gentlemen this days are lesbians.
I agree with this, and would also add in the folks who do not have PIV because of religious or family planning reasons. Again, that is not disinterest, but an outside factor changing their behavior.
Hm, I know a drag king or two that might be pleased by your saying that.
This reminds me of a bit from one of those sketch comedy shows, I think it was MadTV. A couple are in bed, and the woman says something to the man about how she can’t understand why men are so into anal sex. The guy says he doesn’t understand either, that you’re down there an inch away from the greatest place on earth, and you want to put it there? Then they have an argument over whether her anus is sexy, and she makes him study it “in case she’s ever killed in a way that horribly disfigures her and that’s the only part of her body left untouched”. So she leans over in front of him, he stars at her ass for a few seconds, then says, “Well now I kinda do want to try it.”
You really think the salient point of sexual attraction is the hole it goes into? That the general shape and attributes of the partner have nothing to do with it? Wouldn’t that be like saying that a vagina is a vagina, so you might as well screw a sheep, as long as it’s female?
Maybe, just maybe, an anus is one part of a larger whole that is a person, and anal sex is one possible type of act that can be performed between two people, and that it might be pleasure inducing to one or both parties? That the choice of sex partner is not driven merely by the search for an appropriate hole?
I’m amused by the irony of the poster/post combination. (Already noticed by others.)
And then chewing them. That’s why they have teeth.
Same can be said for oral.
Curiosity? Desire to understand how other people think? Or is the only possible reason you can think of that the person wants to label them as freaks?
But that’s the point - a dick is in search of an entrance. Why would it make sense to knock oral sex for providing the very thing needed? Now, knocking oral sex because it has sharp hard pointy things in it might make sense, but not because it allows entry.
So you don’t like facials? 
Peeing intra venously? Oh.
That’s what I was thinking of. Incidentally, if the brochures at my GI’s office are to be believed, it’s entirely possible to have PIV if the man has a Foley.
Really? This was on network television? Yowza.
I just pictured a scene with a guy standing in the corner with a box of sand, some shoes, a slide whistle, a gun loaded with blanks and a squeaky duck. :dubious: