Too funny Hal. The best part is that it probably took no more than the promise of another box for your wife to get Little Briston to do this.
Gee daughter, thanks for shearing?
Hal, remember this post?
You chose…poorly. 
I knew there was a reason I never sign into the Dope at work!
Rysto - Thank you for introducing post-2004 dopers to The Legend of Hal Briston, Friend of Sheep. I’ve been snrbling hysterically for the last hour; the link has gone to the top of my own personal SDMB links for boring times.