Expression of mild distress at not posting to thread earlier.
Bullwinkle crashes the thread cuz he can’t resist the opportunity to refer to a politician as Fearless Leader.
bored, lonely lurker posting just to keep thread going
Massivley overdue post blaming it all on poster’s whipping boy politician of choice.
Post by ‘newbie’ who has been ‘lurking for a long time’ but finally found a thread that was worth posting to.
Newbie asks obligatory questions such as “who is Og?", and "why did he visit the board just once, in 1960, for 20 minutes?”
Geeky Doper [is there any other type?] points out that Lobsang’s “off-color” post (number 44) can be made legible (i.e., readable) (or discernable) by highlighting it with one’s mouse. Or trackball. Or whatever.
This technical observation prompts Coldfire to move the thread to ATMB, where it is never seen again.
Post stating poster had completely misread the thread title and expressing disappointment that it’s not actually about what they thought it had been about; usually sex.
Post complaining that this is not worth subscription price.
Commenting on the thread in one sentence, you say?
Obvious board hiccup and subsequent reply forming the basis of the next board cliche, along the lines of 1920’s style death rays which only worked once, in 1960, for 20 minutes.
Og smash.
Flirting?
OG SMASH!
Flirting!
Etc, etc.
Post pointing out that link still doesn’t work and the link that should have been made in the first place. 
Reminder not to raise zombie threads. :eek:
Muffled gunshot as poster realizes he used his 500th post in a thread about nothing.
Coding Error.
Very short post, with a note at the end explaining how my brilliant post got eaten by hampsters.
Correction of the spelling of “hamster”
Superfluous :smack: smiley
Post regarding Coldfire’s absence. Brown-nosed query wondering if he’s OK.