Appeal to Cecil.
Blah, blah, blah. (Cool username, BTW)
Post making exact same post as earlier post by poster too lazy to read entire thread.
Milestone post that adds nothing of substance to the topic at hand.
Flirting?
6 months of inactivity, followed by a bump announcing “I just opened this thread to say [something that was already said 2 posts ago] okay, off to read the rest of the thread”
Subsequent post, 5 minutes later, saying “just finished reading the thread” and adding a flirt directed towards a poster from the previous page who hasn’t posted in 3 months.
comments on the thread in one sentence.
repeat post commenting on the thread in one sentence.
yet another identical post commenting on the thread in one sentence.
Post saying that it’s all Bush’s fault.
smackhead smiley while mumbling about overworked rodents and such.
Jr. Mod post about posting to old threads. with I am not a Mod disclaimer.
Makes a reference about how the previous poster is jr. modding.
Pads post count with lame joke.
Post to inform poster of pre-posted posts that the post they posted was pre-posted.
Fails to realise poster previously posted his posted was already posted making my post a post already posted.
::insert smack smilie::
insert signature to advertise my supposed intelligence
Post fasking who/what Goatse/Tubgirl are. Maybe because poster genuinely doesn’t know, more likely to see semi amusing explanation of two sites with link to Wikepedia article on same.
post explaining that, even on the SDMB, some questions are better left unanswered.
then proceeds to include a link anyway, with a disclaimer that it’s not safe for work, when it should be not safe for sanity.
Post insulting *Ilsa_Lund with bad coding due to extreme anger.
Club-footed poster in the all-together.
Trips in mid-post, falls on face, gets up, brushes cyberdust off self and limps away pinching shut a bloody nose. 
:eek: :smack: :rolleyes: 
Post bemoaning the people who fool me with fake links.
Long-winded anecdote that, upon submit, is discovered to have almost no relevance to the thread at all.
<use of pseudo-html tag>
Hijack.
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Non-sequitur that only the poster finds amusing.
Post beginning countdown until thread lockdown, at “ten”.
Post beseeching previous poster from not locking the thread due to fun factor.