Genius Thread of Comments on Wanking on Guardian Website

Enjoy, there are some great ones here. But 20 hours a day? Gotta be a typo.

Dude, the last thing I need is instruction on wanking.

I am completely LOLing here. Tears in my eyes.

The above comment reminds me of this classic Big Train sketch.

I lost it round about here:

I I had a wanker, I’d wank in the morning…