An animated musical tribute to our first president.
Washington, Washington
Six foot seven, weighs a fuckin’ ton
The future beware, the present beware
He’s coming, he’s coming, he’s coming, he’s coming
Saves the children, but not the British children
Saves the children, but not the British children…
Man, George Washington was a bad-ass. I’d love to see him take Chuck Norris in a fight.
Are you kidding? One fight with Chuck Norris and George Washington would be the mother of his country.
Yeah, but you have to favor in George’s multiple dicks. Either Chuck Norris tears them all off or George is able to beat him up with them.
I heard…motherfucker had like…thirty goddam dicks…and a schnauzer
I heard he stuck his enemy’s wife’s hand in a jar of acid, at a party… and he fucks the shit out of bears.
Best. Youtube. Video. Ever.
He threw a knife into heaven… and could kill with a stare.
Don’t forget he’s also made of radiation.
Take that Chuck Norris.