Note: All parties mentioned below are in their 40’s.
So my best buddy of 10 years gets in a fight with his girlfriend. She calls me up the next night, wants to come over. I say sure, maybe she wants to commiserate, rag on him, blah blah. No prob.
She comes over and wants to jump in bed for a pity fuck.
“Well, you are so nice, and he pissed me off”
1} You are just pissed, and want to get back at him. I don’t play that.
2) A piece of ass is not worth losing a friend.
3) Hi Opal
4) She said “Don’t tell Rick I came over”. I said, if he asks, I will not lie for you.
She got pissed off, and said, “some friend you are”
I told her to get fucked, and never try to get in the middle of my friendship with my buds. Now she “hates” me.
This ain’t fucking high school, you silly bitch.
Geez, now all I need is an 8-trak and a prom date.