I have two ‘friends’ called David and Ben (names changed). Now, Ben has just started going out with a new girl. I can’t stand her. No-one can, she’s utterly obnoxious. She was at a gathering of our circle of friends the other day and she succeeded in pissing off everybody else in the room. I do NOT like her.
Anyway, David and I were talking about her on MSM this morning, he disliked her just as much as I did and in this exchange I happened to mention that if Ben asked me outright what I thought of her I’d lie to protect his feelings. David also said he’d do the same.
So, I’m on MSM again tonight and David requests to chat to me again and during this second conversation he gets me to repeat my feelings about Bens new girlfriend.
Guess who else is with David?
Yup, you guessed it, Ben.
Now Ben most likely thinks I’m a cunt. He accuses me of not knowing her well enough to make that judgement. He is probably extremely pissed with me (I cannot say for certain because I didn’t see him face to face).
You stupid blind, ignorant fuckwit! What the hell is wrong with you if you can’t see what’s right infront of your goddam fucking face! I know I’ve only met her twice but I know a bitch when I see one and it didn’t take me ten minutes to figure out that your new lady friend is a 100% grade A bitch. She insults you, she belittles you, she takes the piss out of you, she calls you the exact same things those kids who used to make you cry in high school called you but for some bizarre reason it doesn’t sink in. Fuck it, you obviously get off on emotional anguish so why should I get in your way? Also, not only do I have my own observations, I have testimony from other people who know her a damn sight better than you do. They say…wait for it…THAT SHE’S A FUCKING BITCH!!! Maybe it’s because I’m not a retarded cockshiner like yourself but why oh why can’t you see what’s so plainly obvious? Fuck it, I give up. I’m done with you.
Words cannot express the contempt I feel for you right now. You worthless, snide, backstabbing little shit-'fer-brains limp dicked genital chancre. You are a walking advertisement for the beneficial joys of sterilisation for the worthless, retarded drug addled cunts your parents so obviously were. I expressely told you that I didn’t want to tell Ben what I thought of his new girlfriend (a) because it was not my place to say it (b) because I felt she needed a second chance and © because I didn’t want to hurt his feelings because he obviously like something about her. So what do you go and do? You deliberately orchestrate a situation where you know he will be forced to listen to what I think of his girlfriend (even though my opinion is totally unnecessary) and then you trick me into telling him. You CUNT.
I am so pissed off right now I think I’m gonna flip out.