Could ya’ do me too?
Ohhhh, Zenster, I’d love it if you could find the time to do me as well 
Unfortunately, I have no pithy comment to make your job easier.
Ok, Zen, dear. I’ll bite, er… do me, er…sign me up. And, use your discretion in what recipe you pick for me. But not too much discretion, ok? 
Please, no mushrooms or anchovies though. Desserts are always good, especially with strawberries and chocolate. I think you know my personality well enough to pick something appropriate.
<insert smilie with halo being held up by horns>
Zen? I’m still waiting. Please?
Yeah, I’m starving!
These sound pretty dire to me.
[li]Fried Chocolate Truffles[/li]Deep Fried Chocolates
[sup]Submitted by Drain Bead[/sup]
[sup]PS: BE SURE NOT TO WOLF TOO MANY OF THESE![/sup]
Something for you and your fellow mouse potatoes at the office.
[li]Carne Guisada con Papas[/li]Beef Chili with Potatoes
[sup]Submitted by TVeblen[/sup]
[sup]PS: THIS SHOULD GIVE A PEAPICKER SOMETHING TO DRONE ON ABOUT.[/sup]
While you’re chewing up the scenery, make sure to get a bite of this;
[li]Green Ham[/li]Slow Cooked Leg of Pork
[sup]Submitted by ellykat[/sup]
[sup]PS: THIS WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO SING ABOUT![/sup]
…As she waved it under the old man’s nose he, muttered, “Gorgonzola…”
[li]Gorgonzola Pork Pie[/li]Medallions and Cheese Pie
[sup]Submitted by chique[/sup]
[sup]PS: WITH APOLOGIES TO CHIQUE BECAUSE HER RECIPE IS FINE.[/sup]
Narile got the ribbing already MikeG. In reward for your 500th post, I give to you one of the finest flavors that I know. Grown men and women have charged the grill when these morsels are brought forth. You’ll do a loop too, when you taste these.
[li]Barbacoa[/li]Philippine Skewered Pork
[sup]Submitted by Zenster[/sup]
[sup]PS: MAKE THESE AND PEOPLE WILL HAVE DESIGNS ON YOUR KITCHEN![/sup]
OK, Zenster, I’d like one, too. 
A difficult as it is to not take license to be licentious, I’d probably only make a hash of it anyway. So, this Dane will take pleasure in giving a Swedish sweetie some cooking tips instead. I’m sure that you and Montfort will enjoy this;
[li]**Bixemad **[/li]Danish Hash
[sup]Submitted by Zenster[/sup]
[sup]PS: IF HE DOESN’T LIKE THIS I’M SURE YOU’LL THINK OF SOMETHING![/sup]
Thanks for the reminder there absoul, you almost got a fish recipe for that wise crack. However, your profile was music to my ears so I posted this recipe especially for you;
[li]Double Cream Cherry Pie[/li]Easy Cheesecake Adaptation
[sup]Submitted by Zenster[/sup]
[sup]PS: SOMETIMES PIE ARE SQUARED, SOMETIMES PIE ARE ROUND.[/sup]
For you screech, my art-appreciating raptor, I give you the first recipe I posted specifically for the Ultimate Recipe Thread. We’ll put a bird from the coop in the kettle for the most perfect flu, cold or hangover cure I know;
[li]** Sopa De Arroz Con Pollo**[/li]Chicken and Rice Soup
[sup]Submitted by Zenster[/sup]
[sup]PS: SWOOP DOWN ON THIS THE NEXT TIME YOUR WINGS FEEL CLIPPED.*
[sub]This post does no justice to your profile[/sub]
So now we get to vanilla. A sweet concoction I made up by myself is what I have for you my orchid. A baker like you will even be able to make part of the recipe herself.
[li]Psychedellic California Strawberry Shortcake[/li]Cookies with Berries and Ice Cream
[sup]Submitted by Zenster[/sup]
[sup]PS: HAVE THIS TOO OFTEN AND YOU’LL BE SHOPPING FOR A NEW SLED![/sup]
Ouch! How in the hey did I miss this? You humble me Fenris, how very thoughtful of you. This shall not be forgotten. In my attempt to get to all of the formal requests you managed to sneak that little gem right under the radar. What a wonderful thing to stumble across as I peruse this thread.
[sup]FOR A TUTORIAL ON EXTRACTING POST ID# 's PLEASE CHECK THIS THREAD.[/sup]
Thanks, Zenster!
::waits patiently knowing how busy Zenster is with this thread and explaining his revenge thread::
Hmmm…maybe I should update my profile
Zenster!!
I have not been to this thread in ages so I didn’t realize you had given me one. Thanks! :
: Will definitely work on trying to refuse candy from hot sexy strangers, but it will be hard…
Can you do me too? Please, please?