Get her a gift she'll always charish!

Well, since Valentine’s Day is coming up, I figured I’d remind the SDMB of the ultimate gift for the occasion. I’ve had one for a few years. In fact, I was first introduced to this great gift right here on the dope!!

Anyway, get your girl a Shit Bitch Bear.
Romance. I haz it.

“Don’t give a dose to the one you love most,
give her some marmalade, give her some toast.”
-shel silverstein

Everyone charishes toast!

They usually scrape it before eating, though.