Satan said, “While waiting, I see a bunch of people wearing some ministries tee-shirt.”
Ministry rocks. I think you had a typo or something since I have never heard of a band being plural. I especially liked the album A mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste. MMMM. Thieves. Thieves are liars. Murderers. etc.
Satan also said, “Maybe spark an intelligent discussion.”
Well as we all know, Ministry fans aren’t necessarily the brightest bulb in the lamp. They were probably on acid. It was my experience that people who liked industrial music also liked to alter their conscioussness that way. This is even more evident when you say, “The thought that whatever money they spent on this trip could have been better spent.” Somehow you must of known that subconsciously but are just being dense for some reason.
Satan later said, “He appears to be holding some medication in his hands - I am guessing for air sickness.”
Is that what they call LSD nowadays. I must really be out of touch. I will have to update my slang dictionary.
“A woman in the group clutches his hands around the pills, gets on her knees and starts very loudly speaking in tongues.”
They even have all the bizarre rituals that habitual drug users do. Wow. I would think it would be funny seeing all the trippies going up on the plane; however, if it was a bad trip, it would completely suck. Can you imagine what they would do if they all collectively saw some type of gremlin trying to tear apart the wings while in the air. I can hear the Twilight Zone in the background.
“Then, everyone else starts going into that trance-like state… And everyone starts praying very loudly for a safe flight.”
Yep, sounds like it was pretty fast acting stuff. I bet they found some type of good supplier. Maybe they were Deadheads and were just leaving one of the latest concerts minus Jerry Garcia. I bet they even changed out of their Deadhead clothes (Tie-dyed T-shirts and blue jeans) to look less conspicuous amongst the mundanes. They get harassed less by the establishment that way. I bet they did it so they would have less of a chance that their drugs would be confiscated. It is how they show their cunning.
“I decided to make it that I would not get talked to by these freaks.”
My, my. You are being quite judgemental. I bet they wondered about your taste in music too. I always thought you liked the Grateful Dead but now it is looking like you are some type of philistine.
“I mean, next time, I am hoping I’ll have a plane full of crying toddlers instead.”
Well, they must have had some religious type of trip. I don’t know if I would have wanted them to have a communal trip where they were all crying toddlers. That would be as bizarre as that Twilight Zone episode that I mentioned earlier.
Well, I suppose now that you have been set straight on that issue, you will not have any more gripes. 
HUGS!
Sqrl
