Get off your high-horse [b]Rubystreak[/b], and go fuck yourself.

YOU came into a Pit thread about ME and took a shot. I shot back. What the fuck do you expect?

You’re making a false comparison here. I never pretended I cared about you, only to hold a grudge against you later, which is what you’re accusing me of doing to Autolycus. That wouldn’t ever happen. If you somehow got me to care about you, then care I would, and that’s for real. Right now, I don’t. I just think you’re a jerk who watches too much TV and cares way too much about it. Show me something different and you’ll get something different.

When there’s open conflict, ongoing, yeah, I’m going to remember it and the story behind it. I’d forget about it in a second if you were ever, ever not a dick to me. If we had a thread go down like this one with Auto, with honesty and sincerity on both sides, I would completely let shit go and we’d be buddies, or just not hostile. But you take passive-aggressive shots whenever you get a chance, usually in threads about a fucking TV show, then claim not to know you’re doing it or even who I am, which is obviously total bullshit based on your performance in this thread.

Can’t believe I’m going to say this, levdrakon, but why can’t you be a grown up like Autolycus?

Oh, snap!

oh, crackle!

And POP goes the Weeeeezel…

http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.shtml

Prolly NSFW. May get you deported. Or pregnant.

I’d expect you to explain your comment about my personal life. Too much to expect.

Good to know you can cast stones from your high horse though.

I love that! But it’s too short. Just when you’re getting into the whole thing, it just stops abruptly. What’s up with that?! (And OK, this is a little TMI, but I’ve listened to it 5 times now. . .at least)

I have a question for you from the last Autolycus pitting. At the time, you were gazing into your crystal ball. . . and you were right. So I want me one of those. Where did you get yours? I searched the Walmart online site but couldn’t find one. Where do I find one?

Well, mine was a reward from a lengthy quest in service to Karana. It started in Jaggedpine Forrest, and required many epic battles from the depths of Lord Nagafen’s lair to the Plane of Sky and points in between. Such is the life of a Druid. Only Wizards and Clerics shop at Wal-Mart. :smiley:

Damned! Somewhere between Loveless Cafe and the Belcourt…

[aside]But weren’t you supposed to get eggroll in another unrelated post?[/aside]

Nah…you only get egg roll with Freedom, which, as we all know, is just another word for nothing left to lose. :smiley:

William “Not Bill” Nealy would be rolling in his grave (he wrote books on how to roll, and then killed himself)-- it being his sage advice that one should never say “Wheee!”

But Squeee! is okay. It’s the new Wheee!

And “Squeee!” is a lot easier to say than “Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z’Bang, zoom-Boing, z’nourrrwringmm,” ni?

Ah, you’re not worth getting into it with, because you won’t acknowledge anything that you say or do that alienates people. You want to hold me accountable for my opinion of your personal life… nah. You know what I’m talking about, and you know you’re a dick in your TV threads. If you want to kiss and make up with me, it’ll happen, but you don’t want that. You want to cast stones from inside your glass house. Whatever.

Bickering aside, this is probably the best and most useful advice you are going to get for any board you go to. I’ve been on boards where people practically keep a dossier on members they don’t like and can pull up something you said 5 years ago. Not you, because your situation sounds plausable but generally when a new member on any board starts posting waaay TMI it raises a red flag and people do keep track of what you say. And it will usually come back to bite you on the ass.

Which of course raises the question, if he got bit on the ass would he even know it? I mean if you can get fucked in the ass and not know it …

It’s ok, they would break their teeth on the array of household appliances he keeps up there.

Good one. Belly laugh good.

Oakminster I love you. Server name? Toon name?

I don’t play anymore. Burned out after several years in EQ1 and EQ2. In EQ1, my main was Oakbrow Farwalker, Half Elf Druid on Karana. In EQ2, I had two “main” toons, Farghus Blastenfartz, Troll Paladin, and Kahbueme, Erudite Warlock, on Najeena.

Wait…it’s coming to me:

“With six you get when Bobby sang the blues.”