I just thought of a great comeback line to a conversation I was having … a week and a half ago.
Dana was telling me that she pronounces her name Dah-na rather than Day-na. She also informed me that her boyfriend’s name was pronounced Dah-mon rather than Day-mon.
So (a week and a half later) I come up with the best comeback line. “You are so ah-nal”.
Come in and get that comeback line off your chest that you thought up weeks too late.
One day, a friend of mine was walking to school when two popular girls asked, “Are you a girl?” My friend was quite upset about the incident, and I told him he should have replied with, “No. Are you?”
Hey, do I know you? My name is Dana and my hubby’s name is Damon, although we pronounce our names as “hey you” and “yo bitch” (meant affectionately, of course)
I should add that my friend is a guy.
“At least I can wear mine!!!”
Ah, much better. That’s been sitting there for about 15 years now…