I think I may have the edge.
You were fed Gerbers as a kid, weren’t you?
Interesting how a person named Spoons is doing knife puns…
I mean, you probably think you’re a cut above but really you’re not so sharp.
Pommels IG
Are you a straight razor or a gay blade?
Cut it out!
Don’t Buck the trend!
Hone, hone on the range.
Take this job and shiv it.
Take my knife… please!
You guys all think you’re so cleaver.
Christmas ninjas put the kris in Kringle.
Sharp Dressed Man-ZZ Top
Prof. Pepperwinkle and running coach have turned out to be quite a paring in this thread.
Doesn’t the swishblade give it away?
You guys need to get a handle on yourselves.
We need to be bolstered?
Could you not spit so much when you talk? I’m getting all whet.
Who is a better quarterback, Jay Cutlery or Blade Gabbert?
How 'bout the old David Bowie song, “Whistle While You Dirk”?
To be blunt, you guys are just begging to be incarserrated.