“Every knife must get stoned.”
I was watching a documentary about Johnny Carson last night and was wondering who the current host of The Tonight Show was. Is it stiletto? You know, Jay Letto?
The sworded truth is I am the Punmaster. You guys are a bunch of hacks.
She got the goldmine; I got the haft.
^that’s a cut above (me)
(Looking daggers at rc) Oh, cutting remarks, eh? Hey, I’m the Punslinger and you’ve just brought a knife to a gunfight. We’ll duel this out to the hilt!
feels stabbing pain in foot
I’ve survived paper cuts worse than that!
But shanks for the challenge.
Life is better with a little tang to spice up the day.
Haft effort is better than none.
This is X-ACTO the kind of thread I was looking for.
These puns are getting rather dull.
Steel yourself, that makes me feel rather stroppy.
Soon your scalpel itch, you’ll go ballistic, you’ll remember the days of Kukri, Fran & Ollie, next you’ll be boning up, looking for that Swiss Army Colony Beef Log at the utility company, and all for what? A little seax?
Now you’re fighting dirky.
A cutting remark? Eh?
::Looks daggers at the Prof.::
Activates adze-blocker
If you ax me, this thread cuts deep. It slashes to the very heart of the issues, whatever they might be.
I’ll sharpen my knife right after this grinder.
I hear David Duchovny’s ready to take a stab at a slice of whatever version of* The X-Filet* that the producers carve out of the remains of the old series. Maybe they should get a new actor, though, and sever the old connection completely.
The X-Filets are over-serrated.
Getting through all of these puns has been a long SOG for me.