I usually shun knife threads, but there seem to be some nice parings in here and not a lot at steak.
Interesting username/post combo, but I do remember you making a few cutting remarks in other threads.
Come at me with your rapier wit, but not if you’ve been drinking! The best puns are made if your saber.
I learned about knife fighting at my father’s snee.
I’m having an allergic reaction; where’s my épée pen?
It’s in your pocket, wrapped in foil.
[del]Touchy[/del]
Touché
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I tried to saber, but she stabbed me in the back.
All these puns are awfully scimitar.
And yet they whet my appetite for more!
This is certainly on the cutting edge of pun threads.
Gee, it seems like the whole Swiss Army has showed up to post in this thread! (yeah, I saw the SA mention earlier but what the heck)
Gotta get to the store–I’m outta Hellman’s bayonet.
:dubious: Try this one:
If you come from a certain town in New Jersey, are you a Bayonnette?
Hellman’s send* burpo** a sheath-and-desist letter*
Hawkeye Pierce often tried to sing, but he was too sharp. He didn’t give up, though, because he was so keen on it.
Weren’t many Bowie songs cutting-edge for their day?
Bastard sword.
I just like saying “bastard.”
Bastard
Bastard
Bastard
Everyone run! He has been summoned!
I must insist you bring this silliness to a hilt. Although the edged humor has a certain tang, you’d have to be a heel to keep making us the butt of jokes like this.