Get ya new noble titles here!

[ArrMatey]

Duke of The National Association for the Advancement of Yggdrasil, Arrr Matey

Oh yeah! I’ll advance that… Tree… Thing…

[Liz]

*Grand Sovereign of Deviant Sexual Practices, QueerGeekGirl Phillips

Now we do the dance of joy. *

I resent that.

[jmonster]

Satisfying Andy Licious:
You can hold me responsible. But you are a goddamn communist.

Avarie537:
That cancer bit is from a Penn & Teller book.

Marley23:
Thorn. Or Þorn.

Flamsterette_X:

*Originally posted by Flamsterette_X *
Even when I’d clearly marked down “female” in the sex field, it sometimes turned me into a GUY! :eek:

Sometimes it would insert random middle names into my title, even when I’d given it no middle names to start with.

And sometimes… it gave me things I just did not like.

1. What guy results did you get?
2. That’s by design.
3. Sorry.
   Glad you guys mostly like it!

jjj

[Phelan]

Pope of Stars, Jedi Master Phelan

My life will never be the same again.

[Phelan]

Pope of Stars, Jedi Master Phelan

My life will never be the same again.

[mr.splitfoot]

Slum Lord of The Hellmouth, Mr. V. Splitfoot

You smug bastard, you.

Har har! I knew it! Now that Buffy Summers chick is in a real pot of hot water! Just wait until my show debut next week! The carnage! The blood! And that turbo hot Faith chick…wait

WADDAYAMEAN THEY’RE ENDING THE SERIES!

sigh

That wasn’t even 15 mins…

[dorkusmalorkusmafia]

Chairman of Smurfs, Dorkus Malorkus Mafia. Oddly enough it doesn’t quite seem appropriate. You’se see, in my line of wurk, normally the hit is in the chair, I’se and my colleagues do the interrogatin’ and fancy speaking bits.

[monica]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Queen-In-Training of Satanic Altars of Bone, Monica Kosh Zepplin

[Flamsterette_X]

*Originally posted by jmonster *
**Marley23:
Thorn. Or Þorn.

Flamsterette_X:

1. What guy results did you get?
2. That’s by design.
3. Sorry.
   Glad you guys mostly like it!

jjj **

How do you get that little “Þ” character to appear? Used to know the keyboard shortcut for it (and even stumped Spoz with it once), but now I’ve forgotten. Can you please refresh my memory? Thanks.

What guy results did I get? Damned if I remember now. Although… I do remember it branding me “Lord of the Condoms” or some such… erm, yay?

F_X

[Wintermute]

Hee, hee, this is fun! I got:

Minor Princess of The Louvre, Wintermute XVII

*And, lo, the Magic Eight-Ball hath spake. *

and:

Priestess of The Ministry for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, Wintermute

cats$ chown -R us:us yourbase/

I think I like the second one better, although it makes me the biggest killjoy in the world. I’m going to try again.

Holy Czarina of Web Surfing On Company Time, Wintermute Walsh

All signs point to yes.

Too close to the truth. Let’s see…

Minor Dragon Junior Grade of The Division For Investigating Stoopid Title Generators, Scrum-Diddly Wintermute Pitt

My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt.

I just like the “Scrum-diddly” part.

Man, I gotta stop this! What a great time waster!

[system]

Lesser Funkmistress of The Mauve Army of Breastseses, Fujiko Mine V
You want fries with that?

Oh boy, I can’t wait for them to announce me at the royal ball!

[jmonster]

Flamsterette_X:

Well, “Lord” is in the male list, but “Slum Lord” is in the either list. And the HTML code for thorn is just “thorn” or “THORN” with the usual ampersand and semicolon around it.

[Flamsterette_X]

The usual ampersand and semicolon? I don’t get HTML… so can someone explain this to me in simple terms?

And… I know there was a keyboard shortcut for the Þ character alone. I couldn’t have been hallucinating the times that I did use it, after all. So what is that, please?

F_X

[LilyoftheValley]

Duchess of Cow Tipping, Lily Ofthe Valley

Cleric of Knowing When To Hold Them and Knowing When To Fold Them, Señorita Lily O’Stroup, the Fifth [just using Lily]

Countess of Black Helicopters [using full real name]
When you’re behind the black helicopter conspiracy, you always know when to walk away and when to run.

[LilyoftheValley]

Errr…typed Countess, meant to type Commander. Note to self: use copy and paste in future.:smack:

[Theios]

**Woman-at-arms of Satanic Altars of Bone, Theios Vera HarryByrd **

Put that in your Palm V and smoke it.

Ooohhh. Makes me sound all bad-ass and evil. I’m likin’ it.

[swampbear]

The McNugget of The Right Side of The 'Thrax, Swamp The Bear

You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

El Rey of Bitch Slaps and Smurfs, Swamp The Bear

The moon may be smaller than Earth, but it’s farther away.

Slum Lord of The Inept Navy of Talking Loudly In Movie Theaters, Swamp The Bear

Be sure to write it in your underwear.

Grand Sorcerer of Seasonal Allergies, Swamp The Bear

My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt.

Crown Senator-In-Training of Paychecks, Swamp The Bear

Please close that door. It’s fine in here, but I greatly fear you’ll let in the cold and storm.

Headmaster of Untrammeled Boinking, Swamp Bear

Too bad you’re illiterate.

Ranger of Man-Condom Love, Swamp The Bear

The avalanche has started; it’s too late for the pebbles to vote.

Henceforth, please use all our royal titles when addressing us. We are especially fond of Ranger of Man-Condom Love.

[sub]man love… with condoms… mmmmm[/sub]

[Flamsterette_X]

Well, no thanks to jmonster… I did find out how to get the Þ character without having to know how do to HTML. (usual ampersand and semicolon? what the heck is that?)

For those of you curious… it’s Alt-0222. Or at least, it is on my computer… Spoz was testing out the nifty shortcuts humself, and said that he got different characters than mine. So YMMV.

F_X

[jmonster]

Well, I thought you were asking how to do it in HTML, not just general typing. That’s what the Character Map is for (in Windows).

Anyways, in HTML, special characters are marked-up with a special notation. Specifically, it’s an ampersand followed by the character’s code followed by a semicolon.

I didn’t actually write it out because I wasn’t sure if the message board software would alter the code or let it through (at which point it would be interpolated by your browser and you would just see the character displayed; not much help there), and I didn’t have time to fight with it.

So, here’s how you would actually write it out to make it show up in a web page:

& thorn ; (but without the spaces, since it is interpolating)

Other characters are similar, eg “<” and “>” are displayed with “<” and “>”, respectively.

Also, you can just use the standard character code, like this: “& #230 ;” (again, without the spaces).

And, so you see, that’s what I meant by “the usual ampersand and semicolon”. I apologize if I assumed too much expertise.