You shall henceforth be known as:
Duchess of The Alliance of Drunk Driving, Jedi Master Dee Herba Essential
Oh wait, that’s not very funny.
lmfao…i get drunk but i don’t drive…yet…should i take it as a warning?
HOLY CRAP!!! Gotta include this one!!
Centurion of Deep Throating, Avarie Jensen, the Sixth
That outfit looks really good on you.
Sounds like the title of a bad porno movie AND the first line!!!
I used to love to go to karaoke!
Queen of Karaoke Bars, Avarie Greely
*Now you just have to stop turning around whenever somebody yells, “Hey, freak!” *
Ok, Tiburon, kungfulola, and all you other rug-munchers!! I have ARRIVED!!
Admiral of Lesbians, Avarie Sawyer
I deleted this.
It said: That lump is cancer. Not gonna make Dopers sad in such a funny thread.
Centurion of Paychecks, Marley [middle name they made up, real last name]
This page is brought to you by the letters “AE” and [I think it’s rho] and the number e[sup]1[/sup].
Constable of Calculators, Marley
Where is the potato?
Minor Deacon Emeritus of The Ancient Order of Small Furry Animals, Marley [realname]
Now that’s what I call a sticky situation.
Marquis of Sticking Your Head and Arms Out the Window, Marley [ahem]
That outfit looks really good on you.
Captain of Bubble Wrap, Marley L. [blah]
Abandon all hope, all ye who press Enter.
Tried it again tonight… this is what I got:
**Empress of The Institute for Promotion of Spastic Colons, Flami C. Hansen **
*In my home country, this is a withering insult. *
**Lesser Sorceress of Canned Air, Señorita Flami Hansen XVI **
*In the unlikely event of a water landing, this title is designed to be used as a flotation device. *
Very fun… I’ve tried it with my friends’ names, too. 
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Oh, I just got one which I can’t figure out…
Caesar of Yggdrasil, Goodtimz Mara Pho
*Do you feel better about yourself now? *
What / Where the heck is Yggdrasil?
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Acting Sovereign of Small Furry Animals
It seems somehow appropriate.
Kitty
I’m holding you personally responsible for this outrage, Flamsterette_X. It said to me:
It’s a Norse thing. You wouldn’t understand.
Hey SAL, you can always change it if you don’t like it, you know!
Really? Try me anyhow. (unless it’s so esoteric that I really wouldn’t understand, but gimme the basics anyhow)
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I know. That was the better one.
Yggdrasil is this great big tree that holds up the sky and has hell in its roots, sort of.
Godfather Maximus of Ladies in Waiting, Brahe “Dead Monkey” Silver
I won’t make fun of your new name. You know why? Because I’m not that guy.
Duke of The Ridiculous Army of Random Acts of Violence, Brahe Silver XV
We are all Kosh.
Maharaja of Poon Appreciation, Master Brahe Horseradish Silver
You are nothing but a goddamned communist.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Paladin-In-Training of Haunted Houses, Mr. Brahe “Magic Marker” Silver, The Seldom Lucid
Hey, that’s what I call your mom in bed!
Tsar of Panties, Father Brahe Silver, Oppressor o’ the Masses
A name will not make you more popular. Unless you hang out with real puds.
Okay, I’ll stop now. But this thing is fun!
Hmm. I knew that sounded familiar from somewhere… Thanks for the reminder. 
I told a friend of mine about this site, and he got dubbed the “birdman of panties.” Heh.
Now, this puts me in mind of the game that my dear friend Eric and I saw in an Electronics Boutique once… Panty Raider. :eek:
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Bow down in fear, folks, to the new:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Inspector Junior Grade of Cannibalistic Rituals to the Glory of Cheesy Comestibles
Secretary of The Opposite of Stating The Obvious, Sapphire Wolf.
Does this mean that anytime someone states the obvious, I get to record it, and then record who puts the smackdown on them?
The Guy In Charge of No Pants, Green Bladder
How did they know?!
***Secretary of Wieners and Telepathic Snow Dolphin-like Things, Green Jebediah Bladder ***
Weeeeeeeeeeee This is fun.
I’m the Ambassator of Wee Ceramic Kittens!! And Viscount Junior Grade of boxes of Animal Crackers.
Not fair my Nephew gets to be High Ceaser of Poon appriation. I bet I appriation got more than he does… grumble
I’m The Godess of Yesterday Morning. I kinda like it. I’m usually late and I’ve always thought I’d make a pretty laid-back godess!
**Moff of Violent Nausea, Imthjckaz Zanatakis XV **
Well, they won’t be able to make a derogatory nickname from this one. Oh, wait…
or
Mayor of Cannibalistic Rituals to the Glory of Stoopid Title Generators, Scrumptious Imthjckaz Kenobi
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.
or
**Caesar Emeritus of The Klopfenstein Institute of Cloud Shape Analysis and Junior-High School, Imthjckaz Alcatraz **
… but you still make minimum wage
or
**Marquis of Zeppelins, Imthjckaz Cummings **
Space aliens can have my penis when they pry it from my cold, lifeless hand.
I don’t know which one I like better.
I ended up being Chairman of the Order of White-Collar Crime, Don (insert real name here).
Nice job, I should say.
My title is:
Woman-at-arms of Things That Go “Bump” in the Night
…but I already knew that.