Dominar of The Bad Pun Coalition, The Man With The Golden Gun
Interesting. I started a thread a few weeks back on bad puns.
Vice Baron Junior Grade of The… Slow… Talkers… of… America…, The Man With The Golden Gun, Jr
I talk very fast.
Chairman-In-Training of Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Okay, two out of three ain’t bad.
I gotta know where it comes up with these.
Well I used my “real” nickname instead of my SDMB screenname for this one, and no one else has gotten it yet, so I’ll post it:
Deacon of Making Cheerleaders Squeal, Pho Cadenhead
You still can’t make it with an A-List chickie.
But I though cheerleaders *were]/i] A-List chickies?
Damn, I wanted to be **Lady Fanny From Omaha **
Eve Nicole? I’m so outrageous!
<singing and dancing>
Eve likes country-western music! Eve likes country-western music!
</s&d>
Vice Chancellor’s Under Secretary of Scopin’ Hotties verbenabeast
they KNOW me
I am now
The Marquis of Lolly-Gaggers
I like it.
Or I could be
Teenage Mutant Ninja Constable of All Things Not Pertaining to Passers-By, Zebra, The Ofttimes Chaste
This one not so much.
But after many tries I am now
Tsar of The Ancient Order of Making Cheerleaders Squeal
Now we’re talking.
You shall henceforth be known as:
**Superintendent of The Lolly-Gagger Coalition, Gina Bui V **
The titles all go to eleven. Look, right across the site: eleven, eleven, eleven…
(kekekekeke)
After trying only once it came out with this:
Presidant of men in tights, scrumptious (insert real name here)
sure beats “Crack Whore”
I stopped with: Sub Regent-In-Training of Upper Volta and Dating Fat Chicks, Jedi Master NE Texan II
*Help! I’m trapped in a random title and name generator! *
That one just cracked me up. I’m keeping it.
I’m sure there was supposed to be something in the title about bad coding, as well, but I seem to have snipped it.
I am also Fuhrer of Lesbians… Um… Zebra would ya be willin’ ta swap?
Commander of Sticking Your Head and Arms Out the Window, Snoop Doggy Tiffany Nicole Taylor
Moff of The Reformed Order of Your Mom, Señor Eman Ramos
What’s a Moff?
“Moff” is a title Lucas made up for the Star Wars books/movies… remember Grand Moff Tarkin? some of the more Star Wars geeky among us can probably elucidate further…
*You shall henceforth be known as:
Queen of The Reformed Order of Penii, Moxmaiden Bandersnatch
So it goes.
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I like this one! 
Melissa
Ooh, me likes! (Balan is the faux last name I use on net forms)
Sub Czarina of Boring Books, Guinastasia W. T. F. Balan
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.
Super Baroness of White-Collar Crime, Guinastasia Balan
Understanding is a three-edged sword.
**Princess of The Stating The Obvious Bank and Trust, Guinastasia Balan **
Flywheel™ Aerospace: Disclaiming Liability Since 1978
**Goddess of Baby Monkeys, Guinastasia Balan **
Now that’s what I call a sticky situation.
Oh-a “Moff” in SW speak is like a governor.
Remember Tarkin the first movie? He was a Grand Moff.
Ok, so I kept going. Now which one should I keep?
*You shall henceforth be known as:
Queen of Furry Wilderness Creatures, Moxmaiden Asimov VII
Great shades of Elvis!
Greater Contessa of Lesbians, Moxmaiden Janssen
ALL YOUR TITLE ARE BELONG TO US.
Viscountess of Deviant Sexual Practices, Moxmaiden Guter
The avalanche has started; it’s too late for the pebbles to vote.
Countess of The Sun, Moxmaiden Heddy McAdams
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.
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