Bjorn (bj0rn?) the Hated! Ayayay, I didn’t see that coming.
All hail Kjaran the Impaler.
But I selected “mace” for my weapon of choice. Impaling someone on a mace could get…messy.
i be Loki the Disastrous!
All hail Haengr the Vile? WTF? I said I loved being a Viking for the “General sense of camaraderie” and I get vile attached to my name? (How the hell do I pronounce my first name, anyways?)
Don’t tell that to Erik the Red!
Viglundr the Quake.
Okey-dokey!
All hail Njall the Snide.
All hail Jokull the Loathed.
Crom! Even as a viking, I don’t get no respect.
All hail Haengr the Beast. Yggdrasil shall always protect you.
My mom would be so proud.
All hail Grimr the Axe!
Islefr the Rude?
It’s like they really know me.
I am Bjorn the Murderer.
BODMOOR THE HELLRAISER!
I like to hit stuff with an axe and I can drink you under the table. I don’t get invited on most viking raids any more because I always sing “Immigrant Song” during the boat ride.
Ok, I just made that last part up, but I was singing it while I was doing this, so it made sense.
*I come from the land of the ice and snow
of the midnight sun where the hot spring glows
Hammer of the Gods
Guide our ships to new land
To fight the horde
Singing and crying:
“Valhalla, I am coming”
*
LC
Tindr the Murderer… Perhaps I should have spent a little more time digging and a little less time on the body count.
Tenebras
They will fear me: Meldun the Something-or-other…
Oh, it’s Meldun the Cursed! Cursed, I tell you!
Somehow I’d rather be the something-or-other.
Hrosskell the Giant.
That’s a great first name! Now, I wonder how much my first-born is going to resent me for this one… 
All beware Leioolfr the Dreadful!
All hail Kjaran the Mad. Yggdrasil shall always protect you.
Let the trumpets blare and the drums crash, 'cause heeeeeeeeeeeeer’s
Meldun the Ugly!
I wonder if I’m as ugly as Daowajan? I could live with that.
-Rue. (the Ugly sob)
All hail Arnkell the Ruthless. May Odin and Grungir smile upon you.
Me ruthless? That is funny.
Has a nice ring to it!
All hail Tindr the Kmaikazee.
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