That Pandora is-a such a homewrecker.
“Nothin’ could be finer than a surgerized vaginer…”
I heard that to the tune of “Chatanoogah Choo Choo”. You know, the part that goes:
Dinner in the diner
Nothin’ could be finer
That to have your ham and eggs in Carolina!
Whoa. I read that as “surgical vagineer”. Rhymes with “engineer”. For all the sense that makes. But now I’m thinking that a surgeon who performs any type of vaginal operations could call themselves a vagineer.
“Wow, you had your hymen surgically replaced?”
“Yeah, I just called up the vagineer…”
I read The Godfather in junior high school, and a minor character in the book had what this article refers to as “vaginal tightening.” I remember my mouth dropping when I read that. That never made it into the movie! (I believe it was the woman that Sonny has sex with up against a door, at his sister’s wedding, which was in the movie.) It made her happy, anway.