Unhappy with your sex life? Want to give the man who has everything that one Special Gift? Well, for a limited time only, you can get a patent-pending hymenoplasty !
Restore the youthful exuberance your vagina once held. It will look at itself in the mirror and weep tears of joy at the brand new updated appearance.
:rolleyes:
Designer Vagina. Totally a band name.
-foxy
So weird this is one of the story lines of **Drawn Together ** tonight.
Good timing for your post.
Jim
Hahaha…I just flipped it on. How funny.
-foxy
I know commenting on the google ads is so passé now, but I just couldn’t pass this up: Both of the ads are for “maidenhead” dating and chat services 
Designa Vagina
It has an interesting ring to it, like Hakuna Matata.
Oh, great, now I am going to have that song stuck in my head but with new weird lyrics. Sometimes I really hate my brain.
Designa Vagina means no worries for the rest of your lays!
Stop it! Bad brain!
That just makes me think of this…
Vagina Dentata, ain’t no passing craaaaaze
*It’s our problem freeeeee
philosophyyyyy
Designa Vagina!*
-foxy
I like Designer Vaginer better. Sounds very, I dunno, homey, I guess. 
Yeah, that one cycled through my head, too.
What, no pictures?
I mean I’ve never seen a designer vagina before. I think I ought to, to be hip.
Must…resist…urge…to…google…designer…vagina…
Okay I couldn’t find anything.
-foxy
I would love to know why the google ads are suddenly saying “Stop losing your hair” and “Prevent hair loss” now. :dubious:
Great. Now I have that song stuck in my head. De-siiiiiiiiiinger Vagina!
The Peace Company?
Man, y’all are weird. 
(Really, what is the appeal?)
FWIW, the patient in the article actually works at the doctor’s office as an assistant.
Polo Vagina just doesn’t do it for me but Gucci Gucci Vagina I might be able to get into.
Designer vagina’s like a Gucci Coochie? Prada Labia? Vera’s Wang? Would you wear them on the red carpet, or is that why the carpet is red?
If there are desiger vaginas, does that mean there are designer vagina knock-offs?
So, is hairy the new black?
You do NOT want to get your vagina from guy on the street with a folding case. They’re always ripoffs.
So, are meat curtains in this year?
Yeah, pain is so much fun. Give your sadist hubbie a treat. People are weird. (I have no desire to stop people from doing this, I just think it’s both squicky and stupid.)
As for cosmetic punani surgery in general, I was just reading in Box Lunch that most porn stars have surgery to make their vulvas look tighter, younger, and more even.
As for me, I like all my nerve endings in that area just where they are, thank you.