*I married a nice ‘B’ cup
Then one day I knocked her up
Their size, they went up and up
I suppose so she could feed the pup
It’s now a mug, what used to be a cup
The smallens weren’t in my prenup.
When she asks me if I like em, I just smile and say ‘yup’.
It’s been 5 years now. Oh how I miss my little ‘B’ cup.*
We can draw one conclusion from the above: The determining factors of what makes a titty a titty is skin and nipples. And I like 'em all. Big tits, little tits, tits that climb on rocks.
Damn, it is a hijack, but peanut oil? Really? If so, why not olive, or canola oil?
Peanut oil smells better. 
I’m find all sizes of boobs, though so far only small breasted women have been attracted to me (it’s a bit odd but not something to complain about!). As far as I’m concerned the actual shape of a breast is contributes far more to sexyness than cup size; my girlfriend’s an a cup but you won’t find cuter boobies anywhere!
As for looking; just because I find my gf attractive doesn’t mean I dont’ find other girls attractive still and it’s perfectly acceptable to admire someone’s looks without wanting to sleep with them. It goes both ways, too; the gf loves LOTR for the amount of Viggo in them, which is something I have a hard time getting jealous about :).
Shitshitshitshitshit!
I guess it’s obvious that Burnt Sugar is the gf I was talking about . :smack:
Sums up my attitude to wumps.
What I dislike the most about fakies is the pretence that nobody knows they’re not real.
Heh. And so it goes, around and around.
Ladies, whatever size or shape you are, natural or not, someone will dislike it.
The most important thing is that this person isn’t you.
Irishgirl…who likes her boobs, even if 99.9% of stores don’t stock her bra size.
I’m 30E, and while I may not love them as much after a few years, a few kids and a lot more gravity I wouldn’t change them for the world.
I always say that when the Hubster stops looking, I will put him 6 feet under because it means he’s dead! Heck, I even point out ones he missed. Things of beauty are things of beauty.
Kid’s a philosopher. Big wumps, small wumps, wumps like ladies have - bring on the wumps. Ladies, exult in your wumps, from the mountains to the molehills - never let anyone tell you your wumps ain’t purty.
Burnt Sugar, I don’t mean to pick on you, honest, but one thing you posted is indicative of what’s at the heart of my rant:
The way you phrased that could be interpreted as “My girlfriend is fundamentally flawed in that her boobs are too small, and as such, we should assume that she is unattractive, however, her chest is very attractive despite this flaw.”
I know you didn’t mean it that way, but your choice of words (and the order you posted them in) scans that way. It’s as if you subconsciously assume that small = ugly.
Do you mind if I pray in your general direction four times a day? For you have described yourself as Mecca to me.
That’s me you’re picking on – Burnt Sugar is the gf in question whos computer I was using when I accidentally posted under her name :).
Maybe it comes off the way you’re reading it on paper but to her face she likes that I think her boobs are perfect! I think you’re nitpicking the way I phrased something rather than the true sentiment behind it. 
Oops, sorry. I guess I was just fixated on her.
For some reason.
Whence wumps? Is this kid a creative genius, or can daddy take credit for more than some fine chromosomes?
Mmmmmm. Wuuummps.
Say what? Let’s look at SG’ statement.
Statement of fact. This part makes the reader know that his gf doesn’t not have D, DD Silicone, or whatever enhanced boobies. How can anyone be offended by a statement of fact? 
Furthermore by putting it at the beginning of the sentence, it lets the reader know right off where he is coming from.
A conjunction From dictionary.com:The part of speech that serves to connect words, phrases, clauses, or sentences. I fail to see how this is offensive.
Note the ! Here is a man that clearly loves his gf’s boobies. (Or wumps if you prefer) For the life of me I can’t find anything in this part of his statement that is says that his gf is flawed. Far from it, this man adores his gf’s chest.
Overall color me confused.
For the record, any size any style; I think they are all great. Small, medium, or large, they are all great. I’m with the kid wumps are all good.
Why, yes. Yes he is! Couldn’t have said it better.
The notion that women can only be attractive if they’re a certain shape or size is very strange to me. There’s such a wonderful variety of beauty in the female form. And if that beauty is nekkid with me, how can I possibly see that as a bad thing?
So to all you ladies, big and small, all I have to say about your bustline is… 
Compare and contrast with this:
“My girlfriend’s an A cup and you won’t find cuter boobies anywhere!”
“But” implies ‘usually A cups are not cute, this is an exception’. “And” doesn’t have that negative implication. I fail to see how the above change could make anyone feel bad, though that could just be my guy barrier. 
I just had an idea…it ought to make me megabucks! Could those breat implant bags be made so they could be filled with compressed air? You could have a valve (like a tire valve), so that they could be inflated to just the right size? Want bigger? P{ut a few more PSI into them? Want smaller? Deflate a bit!
Damn…hope nobody has patented this one yet! 
Help! I’m being nitpicked to death! I think a one sentence post is being treated like a highschool English poem rather than the 10 second composition it was…
Suffice to say I think my gf has a great body and tell her so regularly!
[Silentgoldfish’s girlfriend]So you do think these pants make my ass look big :mad: [/Sg]