My dick is so big, it took out ads in the paper saying how big it was.
Two words.
Tight. Pants.
Never discount the value of positive word-of-mouth: women talk to each other about everything. 
(Holy crap, is it possible for me to post in this thread without a double entendre?!)
(On preview, I like FinnAgain’s suggestion better! :D)
Unless you’re a grow-er and not a show-er.
Yeah, upon further review, I think you put your finger on it (so to speak). At normal times not so big, but when the fun starts, not so small.
How could I have forgotten about them? :smack:
Personally, I’d rather encounter an acorn that grows into a respectable trunk than get my hopes up about a mighty oak that doesn’t get any mighty-er.
I feel the sudden urge to go hug a tree . . .
“Daddy? What’s that lady doing to our tree?”