Me too, except where there are urinals.
You’re only gay where there are no urinals?
Either that or I always sit to pee unless there are urinals. Your pick.
Oh, the first one is much more fun: for some reason, it amuses me to imagine a guy being all happy and gay and stuff until he uses a men’s room and sees the urinals . . . (“Bob, quit trying to follow me into the stall! Don’t you see there are urinals here?!”)
I really must get out more . . .
Yeah yeah, technique, but size does matter. Big guys can learn technique, but small guys can’t grow a bigger one. Sorry, but that’s da truth, for me anyway.
It’s sad but true, and in this world where life is unfair, this is just one of those things.
Fortunately, most guys are bigger than they give themselves credit for. I doubt there are too many men who are hung like tic tacs.
Yeah, but you know what kills me about big guys? The arrogance. They are so convinced that they have what it takes they don’t even try.
This kind of guy is good for a fling, or as a lover, but not in a LTR (most of the time).
Better to have an average guy, who* doesn’t care one whit * and has self-confidence not stemming from his dick.
Anyhoo, I thought this was a joke thread? And it’s two pages.
I had to go back to the first page to re-read the OP to figure out just what the heck we’re talking about here, really.
Neither a tic-tac nor a yard-o’-beef here (and there’s a different rant… whatever happened to truth in advertising? those suckers are a foot and a half, tops…), and, according to all the learned surveys I’ve read ( :rolleyes: ), I am a very average guy, but still, half the ladies who have had a chance to … umm… survey me have had compatibility issues.
Not that we didn’t try to get around that, but still.
Anyway. If I was any farther towards the grande end of the scale, there’s at least one or two more ladies with whom my relationship would have been cut short, and that would have been a shame. I don’t know of any that would have been likewise shortened if I had been more tic-tac like, but that would have sucked, too.
Well, Ethilrist, that raises a whole other aspect of the size question – the socket for the prong. I can’t cite any surveys on this, but my guess is that women vary in their inner dimensions as much as men in their outer, and while there’s a certain amount of give in there, there ARE limits.
So a throbbing member that would be 
to one woman would be :dubious: to another, and :eek: to a third.
Still, I think most guys would prefer to be in the dubious-eek range.
Are you sure about that? I meant :dubious: in the sense of “Where is it? Did you forget to bring it?” 
Damn… and here I thought it was
smiley face= just right
dubious = that’s a little bit big…
eek = oh my god you’re going to kill me with that thing
Using that standard, most guys would like to be somewhere in the smiley face-eek range
I have a good friend who has been married several times. When speaking of her third husband, she said to me once “he had a 13” penis…but I divorced him anyway."
Very telling, I thought, in regard to the question of whether or not size is important.
Like Indygrrl says, technique can be learned, length can’t. It’s been my experience that women who will be honest about it almost always say that if all else is equal, bigger is better.
Ah, yes, rereading my post in light of your reply, I could see how your interpretation would seem logical. Perhaps, instead of :dubious: I should have used 
or even :rolleyes: do you think?
And yes, SA, if all else is equal, it’s preferable to have a close-tolerance piston pumping than a pencil rattling around in a Mason jar. 
Rolleyes would’ve probably been closer, seeing as how we dont have an “Oh my god it’s so tiny!” smiley.
Or, if you were gonna use multiple smilies…
Indeed.
Hello, I am Ludovic, and I am a dunker. Of course, I have “sampled” more toilets since I prefer toilets to urinals, but I guess I don’t need to get the Tug-ahoy after all…
Well, I’m not sure if everyone has that fascination.
A former girlfriend and I were doing the deed one night. She got wild and started yelling, “C’mon, babe - gimme 9 inches and make it hurt!!!”
I said, “It sure as hell would hurt. I ain’t cutting 3 inches off the end for you or anybody!”
Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week. Please don’t applaud, just throw money on the stage.
Guys with bigger equipment get laid more? Maybe some, but there is a Catch 22… for a girl to find out how big you are, she has to sleep with you. So how can one get the message across that one is rather well-endowed without coming out and saying so?
Go commando. If the Little Terrorist is anything to brag about, women will notice.
that’s a good idea! thanks!